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FUCK YEAH, INSUBSTANTIAL ENTHUSIASM! : REBLOG THIS, IRONY!
06.05.09 | Permalink | 6 CommentsBackground fuckyeahsharks, fuckyeahcuteness, fuckyeahneilpatrickharris, fuckyeahmodernism,fuckyeahfatchick, fuckyeahcilantro
Here’s the basic formula:
* Take pretty much anything
* Add Fuck Yeah! to the front of it.
* Now start a tumblr full of related ephemera.
* Adding captions/ scrawling in Impact is also an option.
Now, this may sound daunting. But the dirty little secret of Fuck Yeah! is that there’s no real obligation to be good. As a meme, it’s a [...] -
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We Are All Kelly Kapour: NO JENNA FISCHER! I WILL NOT BE CHARMED BY YOUR QUAKER-STYLE-CUTENESS!
05.29.09 | Permalink | 17 CommentsI miss Fairuza, Winona, and Shannon Dohrety. I miss the smokey brunettes who’d smoke, pipe bomb their high-schools, and be ball-busting emasculating bitches.
I could handle the late 90’s glut of toe-headed wild girls. Your Drew Berrymores and your Courtney Loves but I simply can no longer tolerate these pliant, willowy, by-golly-by-gum, frumpy blondes who whimper and preen [...] -
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When Youngins FAIL the Olds Step In To Remind Them of the Good Old Days of The Running Man: Stanky Leg, Let’s Talk About it.
One time, right before my 30th birthday, a car full of teenagers driving in front of me flicked a lit cigarette out their window. It came rolling up on the hood of my car narrowly missing my window, flying onto my lap, and setting me on fire. I pulled up next to the teens and [...]
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WE ALWAYS KNEW HIPSTERS WOULD BE THE DEATH OF US: America, Meet Your Outbreak Monkey.
04.29.09 | Permalink | 7 Comments2008 was the year that hipsters went crazy for bacon, putting it in everything from chocolate to booze and practically wiping their asses with it. Not content with having ruined fixed gear bikes, Nike high-tops, and the entire Obama candidacy; 2008 was the year that hipsters bent their black frame eyeglassed-gaze on bacon, the heretofore [...]
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This Year’s ADD : Dr. Drew Says Facebook Is Giving us all Narcissitic Personality Disorder
03.19.09 | Permalink | 4 CommentsOh, internet. Is there anything you can’t be blamed for?
Remember when everyone just thought the internet would turn us all into porn addicts? The next mass diagnosis of society via the armchair psychologists (read: community college drop-outs who watch a lot of reality television) of the world is primed to be Narcissistic Personality Disorder, or [...] -
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The Invisible Hand Quivers: Who is driving the Octo-Mom story?!
03.11.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments“And I’m going to let the cameras into my home, only for Radar Online.”
Let’s “unpack” that statement, shall we? Two things.
1. A lovely friend, anguished, over pie posed a question I’ve been going over for weeks. “WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING THE OCTO-MOM STORY?? “
Tabloid outlets, advertiser funded gossip blogs, daytime TV shows function [...] -
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What Do We Want? “LOWER STANDARDS!” When Do We Want It? “NOW!”: Whiny Liberal Arts Majors Complain About Not Getting Enough Partial Credit
02.20.09 | Permalink | 11 CommentsThe Times has an article about kids who believe they should be graded on how hard they try instead of what they actually produce in class. By this logic brain surgeons who left sponges in patients skulls shouldn’t be sued because they tried really hard. Or hedge fund managers who lost billions of dollars shouldn’t [...]
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That Huckabees Director Guy Called, He Wants His Fucking Tirade Back: Bale is Not Hot Enough to be Such A Twat
Listen up thesps, you cannot get away with this kind of behavior just because you memorize a bunch of lines and repeat them with various forced emotions in front of a camera. If a brain surgeon was interrupted by a nurse throwing a banana peel into a patient’s open scalp while he was operating, then [...]
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Golden Globes - Or One Giant Audition Tape for Celebrity Rehab?
Oh, actors!
Those silly artists like to express themselves by postulating their craft into walking ads for Promises. But they’re just acting, right? It’s an image. And we’re just imagining that they are flailing across our TV screens looking like they are on day two of a “lost weekend.” And we have to assume that it was [...] -
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It’s 2:45 in the Morningggg: Google Images + Ambien = Fucking Riveting Satirical Posts
Bitch, maybe you could sleep better if you weren’t laying your face down on top of grannys nasty sullied pillows. Look at that shit! Did G-ma use those motherfuckers as super plus sanitary napkins in her teens (1700s)? What about the blood diamond you have lurking on your hand. Mmmm maybe some one should tell the [...]
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