1. 1. Urban Density-I don’t give a fuck if you can walk to blockbuster, get a slice of pizza, then have some stimulating conversation about fucking Derida at a charming café. Having grey fucking buildings stacked on top of each other and the teeming masses on the bus with me is no way to live, [...]
5 Things I hate
1. Frumputantes - Fat slobs running around in dirty sweat pants - with a Coach purse. Buying the smallest Coach bag with the most noticeable label on it does not count as effort. Washing your clothes, putting down the chicken nugget, getting a hairstyle from this millenium - that’s [...]
1. Martinis. Three shots and a snack dressed up as classy.
2. Waitresses at 24-Hour Diners. Anyone who smokes three packs of More Ultralights a day in a throwback sunshine yellow polyester dress can
call me “Honey” all she likes, so keep the coffee coming.
3. Michael Caine’s accent. He could tell me he killed my mother, and [...]
Rashes. You don’t get to stay home from school or take any good drugs, they just itch and suck.
The Hummer H3. Destroy the environment, the economy, style and decency in one oversized package.
Fat people in spandex. It’s a privelege, not a right.
Locking myself out of my apartment. So close, and yet so far from [...]
Simply Put, FREESTYLE!!!
–One of my more esoteric hobbies is bento. For this I have a variety of boxes purchased at various ¥100 stores. Did you know the best-selling brand of such boxes exported from Japan is named “Lube Sheep“?
Simply put, Lube Sheep is the most poetic product name that has ever, or will ever, exist.
1. The internet – take the entire spectrum of humanity, brilliant and vibrant, catty and cruel, innovative and industrious, and put it all at your fingertips. Free porn too!
2. Los Angeles Freeways – when they’re clear and you can drive with the palm trees flickering by, Jay-z cranking on the stereo, you will never feel [...]
I could do this all day…
5 things I love. Simply Put.
1. Freaks and Geeks - The only Apatow production to feature a strong, smart female character - instead of those whiny, bonerkiller chicks he usually features. Plus the show was adorable.
2. Cheese - I am fulfilling a racial stereotype here, but it’s [...]
Hey y’all every week we like to mix it up here with a totally CrZZyYy!!!11 theme day. Think of today as casual friday except now you don’t need look at your porcine boss’ gut wrapped in a zanny t-shit.
This weeks theme: Simply put. Things we love and things we hate summed up in a sentence [...]
Roll the clips!
1.Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI last night after drunkenly colliding with another car and flipping his truck at the intersection of LaBrea and Fountain in Los Angeles. He had to have hand surgery; also some other people were hurt, but they’re not famous so no one cares. Come back when you have [...]
A US study has found about one in five tattoo wearers were dissatisfied with their body art, but only about 6 per cent decided to get advice about having it removed. Whether or not they are admitting it out loud, the recently tatted are starting to feel the pangs of regret about [...]