Hey bestie!! I’m just on my Appomattox style retreat from one coast to another. So a thousand apologies for the sporadic updates (why are there SO FEW Clueless jokes in this world?!). But I, the highly paid/ heavily sought after professional that I am, would never leave you without any sumptuous internet waters to [...]
What the fuck was that? The holidays came, January hit, and we let shit like work, family, co-dependent sexual relationships get in the way of our number 1 priority : MOTHERFUCKING BLIZ-OGGING! Now in the frigid, daylight of January 13th we promise to get back to work and pound some keyboard. We might have to [...]
It’s too late now. It’s too late, after years of punishing hopeful audiences with mediocre tripe; it’s just too late for Robert De Niro to trade his aloofness for our forgiveness anymore. We have sat through so much slop— Hide and Seek, 15 minutes, Stardust—just to observe, even for a few moments, Hollywood’s most revered [...]
This may surprise you, but the cringe which adds hundreds of irreversible wrinkles to your face when you hear Sarah Palin speak doesn’t come from her inane policy proposals. (Or not totally.) For the most part, it comes from witnessing Palin desecrate our most precious resource: verbs
Remember verbs? They’re the valuable action words which come [...]
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist has all the charm and spontaneity of a high-schooler’s MySpace page: a static display of typical teenage agita, perfunctory cataloging of “it” bands, shots of boozey blondes mugging for the camera. And like a MySpace page, it fails to convince you to give a shit about anyone who appears on [...]
What about us totally leaving you totally abandoned like a feral girl in Plant City, Florida? Totally awful of us. Won’t happen again. We’re back online today and ready to take what everyone is talking about on the internet, dip it in pop rocks, and lovingly offer it back to you. Speaking of popping [...]
If I Did Not Need To Use My A.K. Today
Then Today: it is good.
have a good weekend.
There’s been a lot of discussion on this word wide web of ours about the value of commenters. Choire of former Gawker fame and current Radar capitivity is not down with anonymous commenters. Shelia of current Gawker fame thinks that newspapers websites shouldn’t have open commenting at all and the MOST IMPORTANT TUMBLRER OF [...]
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted.
The mirror said, “You are, you conceited bastard“
Upgrading to Wordpress 2.6 is like slipping into some brand new imported Italian underpants: though you might not look any different, you FEEL better.
So if you hit a rough patch this morning, that’s why. All in the name of progress.
Much as I’d love to linger, the siren’s song of an ice-cold martini on this humid Friday afternoon is too much for me to resist. In the moments before I get blackout drunk and try to pick up a sexually ambiguous over-sharer, here are some links that I thought you’d enjoy.
Speaking of microfamous, Tila Tequila [...]