We’ve been conductors on the Meghan Choo-Choo train for a while now (in a non-ironic way!).
Meghan McCain went on Rachel Maddow last night to defend her Daily Beast article that shit-talked that stick of fluorescent lighting, Anne Coulter, and to chat about her post-election political life. We thought she was genuinely likeable and held [...]
So there’s a 14-year old right wing pundit (no, the 4 and 1 are not reversed) named Jonathan Krohn and he is awesome! Not only does he speak with a smugness that makes every sentence sound like it’s prefaced with, “As someone who has already earned his place in heaven, I believe…,” but he appears [...]
Joe Biden was like that popular, involved-in-everything (French club, track team, tax audit enthusiasts, class president — or maybe VICE president, HMMM?) guy who was still inexplicably nice to even the nerdiest of nerds. You also know that he had the same girlfriend for like ever. But that one time at a party he gave [...]
It was bound to happen. Obama kept reminding us that he’s not perfect, maybe a little too awesome, but certainly not capable of never fucking up. So why does Obama’s first big fuck up feel like a goddamn sucker punch to the heart? Like Bella Swan when her stupid vampire left her in the second [...]
Where have all the sorta smart, musically inclined celebrities gone?
The 2008 Rock the Vote campaign has morphed into nothing short of a fucking joke. Their website boasts itself to be a bastion of celeb political activism -Christina Aguilera, with her swaddled in the American flag bebeh and Soulja Boy, he of the one hit [...]
Earlier this week California became the first state to insitute a state-wide ban of trans fat use in restaurants and bakeries. This was perhaps inevitable, given that our governor used to be a champion body-builder. (Meaning that he now has geriatric man-teats.)
The usual lolbertarian retards are bleating about nanny states and bodily autonomy. I will [...]
How did John McCain’s people allow him to slip to the NY Times that he is just now learning to use the Internets (and BTW, the Dems thank you). “I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself,” McCain told the New York Times in an [...]
Looks like the illustrious roll of the GOP Perverts Hall of Fame is about to get another member: Troy King, the Attorney General of the state of Alabama.
Prior to this week, Troy was mostly known for his brave war against sex toys. Like most southern white Republicans, he’s also a staunch gay-hater and once wrote [...]