Earlier this week the Mexican Navy found more than a ton of cocaine hidden inside 112 frozen shark carcases. Well, coked-up sharks would explain this.
Is there that much of a market for frozen shark carcasses; or did these drug smugglers think “You know what no one will ever look inside of? SHARKS.” Either way, they’ve [...]
Thirteen years to the day after being acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and her boy toy, a jury in Nevada found OJ Simpson guilty of armed robbery, armed kidnapping, armed burglary, assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy. If you listen real hard, you can hear Mark Fuhrman laughing and popping the cork out of [...]
First Heath Ledger died, then Christian Bale was arrested for beating up his clown mother, now Morgan Freeman has been hurt in a car accident. Damn, it’s the Poltergeist curse all over again, except with actors we actually care about. No offence, Zelda Rubinstein!
However, possibly due to Freeman being President Mr. Greenjeans Easy Reader God, [...]
In the wake of Iran’s controversial missile launch, news organizations are noticing that the images on the front pages of major newspapers and websites don’t match the pictures being distributed by the AP. Crazy part is they both come from the same source: Sepah News, the media arm of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards. Whoops?
Think about this while you’re feasting on Kraft Mac n’ Cheese tonight: the G8 summit in Hokkaido kicked off discussions of a global food shortage with a sumptuous banquet for world leaders.
No, that link doesn’t go to The Onion.
World leaders were treated to a six-course lunch followed by an eight-course dinner, enjoying a total [...]