It’s a known fact that we here at PSI headquarters in Milan are ardent Nicolas Cage boosters. We unironically love this man. When he decides to act, he’s electric. When he decides to go on auto-pilot he’s still an engrossing spectacle to watch because he’s like kind of idiot savant unaware that there seems to be [...]
The word is that Lars von Triers made his latest, Antichrist, after coming down from a 2-year bout of depression that left him wondering if he’d ever make another movie. At the risk of pushing him over the edge, it sounds like maybe he should have listened to his gut. It was greeted with bafflement [...]
Surely, you’ve already heard about it. Balk, Cho, and Sicha, the Radar refugess are doing their own thing and according to my father it’s “very classy”. And he should know he drives a corvette! So! It’s a total delight to do any type of work with these guys and I think my giddyness shows through [...]
Once upon a time, actors could make awful, terrible movies that went straight to the $1 VHS bins at fine gas stations everywhere, and not worry that anyone besides bored suburban stoners would ever know about it. Why they made these terrible movies is not known. Maybe they looked better on paper; more likely, it [...]
The trailer is now online over on Apple in HD.
There is a Full Frontal Kevin Bacon in “Wild Things” joke tightly nestled somewhere in here but I have too much dignity to make it. I’m totally resentful of any cherished childhood tome being made into a blockbuster. I have purposefully ignored everything having to do [...]
Troll 2 is a holocaust of ineptitude but it is a total joy to watch. This is one of those rare treats that you would file under a GREAT bad movie. In the case of Troll 2 it seems to be that know nobody knew they were in a bad movie until it was [...]
JOIN IT, FUCKER.
“An ambitious, full-bodied crime epic of gratifying scope and moral complexity, this is seriously brainy pop entertainment that satisfies every expectation raised by its hit predecessor and then some.” — Variety
“To see it is to understand that Nolan and his co-writer brother Jonathan saw a chance to go deeper into familiar characters and [...]
At 3:15 pm Sarah wrote:
Isn’t Benjamin Button the exact same movie as Forrest Gump, but with a handsomer and less retarded protagonist? Whatever, as usual I haven’t seen any of these movies. You didn’t nominate RDJ in Iron Man for Hottest Dude In A Giant Metal Deathsuit? THEN I DON’T CARE.
On Thu, Jan 22, 2009 [...]
Hollywood is destiny. At no other point could Rourke have played this character with such grace and gravitas. It’s as if all of his humiliating blunders happened just so he could play the Randy “The Ram”: the role that will define his legacy.
The parallels between the plot and reality are poetic. Rourke is, frankly, a fuck up. [...]
It’s movies like this that are going to put Hollywood on the Next to Ask for a Government Bailout list.
Imagined pitch to studio execs for Paul Blart: Mall Cop: “He’s fat! His name rhymes with fart! He works at the mall! ROFL ensues!” Meanwhile, hungover execs are updating their Facebook status and throw out: ‘Put a gay [...]