Comments on: We Are All Kelly Kapour: NO JENNA FISCHER! I WILL NOT BE CHARMED BY YOUR QUAKER-STYLE-CUTENESS!

By: Joe Clark

Joe Clark — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:34:07 +0000

“Toe”-headed?

By: Natasha

Natasha — Sat, 30 May 2009 20:10:14 +0000

I’m not trying to protect my indie street cred here (obvs, that shit is ON LOCK) but i really could not identify this McAdams character is. Like, I know she’s in the new Sherlock Homes (<3 <3) but I really don’t know where that bitch came from. So I counter with this:

EMILY.
FUCKING.
BLUNT.

Your move, Sandy Blonde.

By: katiebakes

katiebakes — Sat, 30 May 2009 17:11:40 +0000

Rachel McAdams with blonde hair as opposed to Rachel McAdams as a brunette. Discuss.

By: K-Barn

K-Barn — Sat, 30 May 2009 14:30:30 +0000

I get where your coming from with Faruza and Doherty and Rose, but Winona? Heathers was about it for her cred. building, then it was onto a bunch of movies where she has the “oh Im about to cry” face. Deschanel is more badass than that.

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 30 May 2009 01:54:21 +0000

I just need to know if these means it is or isn’t ok to treat dropping the N-bomb in a postironic context a turnon. Also, OKCupid needs a separate box where you rank your favorite school shooters.

By: Natasha

Natasha — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:54:07 +0000

Evan Rachel Worst! Boning Marilyn Manson is a dangerous move but she plays like the Ari Newmans of the world. Piss off Daddy whilst hair-twirling.

By: Sascha

Sascha — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:51:41 +0000

Evan Rachel Wood?

By: Quintus

Quintus — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:49:38 +0000

Agree with most of this, but you’re delusional if you think it’s possible to simultaneously be wiccan and cool.

By: Ande

Ande — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:56:58 +0000

Yes. Very much yes. I would have taken a bullet for Winona when I was in high school.

By: Brittany

Brittany — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:54:30 +0000

YES. Everything about this is spot on. Still upset Fairuza never broke through