http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/?p=295 Culture, Crass & Sass From The Head Of The Class. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:27:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/?p=295#comment-338 Public School Intelligentsia » Blog Archive » John McCain Tries, Fails To Bust On Obama via Website: “That Guy Is So Popular, When He Comes On Television The Young Kids Know He’s Not A Rapper.” Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:02:23 +0000 http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/?p=295#comment-338 [...] acting like he might be qualified to be the president. Meanwhile, the mainstream press and the bloggers are having a field day every time John McCain makes another [...] [...] acting like he might be qualified to be the president. Meanwhile, the mainstream press and the bloggers are having a field day every time John McCain makes another [...]

]]> http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/?p=295#comment-132 Public School Intelligentsia » Blog Archive » The Commentocracy: People This Is Why You Love ‘Teh Internet’ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:39:06 +0000 http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/?p=295#comment-132 [...] On McCain’s editorial being rejected by the NYT: “I read some of his “jokes” and really that sort of shit would be funny if you were in the goddamn Navy and McCain was your commander, but we’re not and he isn’t. He belongs to that “greatest generation” mentality. The one where you could talk about how great it is to be a cunt hound, but still smack your kids in the mouth for saying “pregnant” in public.” [...] [...] On McCain’s editorial being rejected by the NYT: “I read some of his “jokes” and really that sort of shit would be funny if you were in the goddamn Navy and McCain was your commander, but we’re not and he isn’t. He belongs to that “greatest generation” mentality. The one where you could talk about how great it is to be a cunt hound, but still smack your kids in the mouth for saying “pregnant” in public.” [...]

]]> http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/?p=295#comment-130 wonk-banned Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:05:56 +0000 http://publicschoolintelligentsia.com/?p=295#comment-130 You know, it really is like that. It's like when I talk to people about my dad. He's telling me about some woman who thinks he is too old and she is 53, yet he's got other prospects. My dad is like McCain's age. We look over the crazy shit they say, or the fact that they are a good 20 years behind the times, but see... we don't let them drive the goddamn car anymore. See that? Now, I ask you, seriously... do you want John McCain driving the goddamn country? It was harsh of them to out right reject his manuscript, but really, he didn't write it anyway. He didn't, fuck it, he did not. The truth is we don't fucking know what McCain really feels because he only claims to feel what we feel at the moment. That makes us wonder if isn't shitting us most of the time, telling us what we want to hear, and in the end do whatever the fuck he wants anyway no matter what we think. I read some of his "jokes" and really that sort of shit would be funny if you were in the goddamn Navy and McCain was your commander, but we're not and he isn't. He belongs to that "greatest generation" mentality. The one where you could talk about how great it is to be a cunt hound, but still smack your kids in the mouth for saying "pregnant" in public. It's not that we don't love them, respect them, and find them oddly endearing, because we do... it's that we don't live in their world. Their world is really just a page in history now. It's like looking at a finely restored piece of architecture. While it's beautiful and they don't make them like that anymore... still, it's not what we're doing now. It's almost like, hey McCain, we think it's great that you can still get it hard and cheat on your wife. We think it's great that you don't surrender your military bravado, even after having your ass humiliated by Wes Clark. It's great that you like to talk about getting pussy, call your wife a cunt, and pick on Chelsea Clinton. That's all great and we would expect nothing less from you. We'd like to buy you a six pack and watch you get drunk, re-tell stories of sexual conquest, and have you listen intently as we told you about how we got our big Navy dick from you. We'd love that. Still though, we're not letting you drive the goddamn car anymore. Forget it dad. Our nerves can't take it. Seriously. Though, we still love you for all your old ways and crazy things you say. We look over it with a smile when you crack some kind of joke like that in public, or fart and don't even know it. We love that about you John, we do. You're a real American for all of that. No shit. But you're not driving the mother fucking car anymore O.K.? You know, it really is like that. It’s like when I talk to people about my dad. He’s telling me about some woman who thinks he is too old and she is 53, yet he’s got other prospects. My dad is like McCain’s age. We look over the crazy shit they say, or the fact that they are a good 20 years behind the times, but see… we don’t let them drive the goddamn car anymore. See that? Now, I ask you, seriously… do you want John McCain driving the goddamn country? It was harsh of them to out right reject his manuscript, but really, he didn’t write it anyway. He didn’t, fuck it, he did not. The truth is we don’t fucking know what McCain really feels because he only claims to feel what we feel at the moment. That makes us wonder if isn’t shitting us most of the time, telling us what we want to hear, and in the end do whatever the fuck he wants anyway no matter what we think. I read some of his “jokes” and really that sort of shit would be funny if you were in the goddamn Navy and McCain was your commander, but we’re not and he isn’t. He belongs to that “greatest generation” mentality. The one where you could talk about how great it is to be a cunt hound, but still smack your kids in the mouth for saying “pregnant” in public. It’s not that we don’t love them, respect them, and find them oddly endearing, because we do… it’s that we don’t live in their world. Their world is really just a page in history now. It’s like looking at a finely restored piece of architecture. While it’s beautiful and they don’t make them like that anymore… still, it’s not what we’re doing now. It’s almost like, hey McCain, we think it’s great that you can still get it hard and cheat on your wife. We think it’s great that you don’t surrender your military bravado, even after having your ass humiliated by Wes Clark. It’s great that you like to talk about getting pussy, call your wife a cunt, and pick on Chelsea Clinton. That’s all great and we would expect nothing less from you. We’d like to buy you a six pack and watch you get drunk, re-tell stories of sexual conquest, and have you listen intently as we told you about how we got our big Navy dick from you. We’d love that. Still though, we’re not letting you drive the goddamn car anymore. Forget it dad. Our nerves can’t take it. Seriously. Though, we still love you for all your old ways and crazy things you say. We look over it with a smile when you crack some kind of joke like that in public, or fart and don’t even know it. We love that about you John, we do. You’re a real American for all of that. No shit. But you’re not driving the mother fucking car anymore O.K.?

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