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1.Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI last night after drunkenly colliding with another car and flipping his truck at the intersection of LaBrea and Fountain in Los Angeles. He had to have hand surgery; also some other people were hurt, but they’re not famous so no one cares. Come back when you have [...]
A US study has found about one in five tattoo wearers were dissatisfied with their body art, but only about 6 per cent decided to get advice about having it removed. Whether or not they are admitting it out loud, the recently tatted are starting to feel the pangs of regret about [...]
Drunky McRapejoke Moe announced to the world wide worriers that she lurves being penetrated by condomless weiners.
While having unprotected, highly regrettable sex, is nothing new or shocking. What was pretty shocking is the fact there was no mention of that grandiose threat that loomed over every person with working sexual parts in the 90s - [...]
“I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t dare to make an enemy should getout of the business.”-The Incomparable Bette Davis
“I like how Danny qualifies that Kat is probably a bad person for not paying rent. Stalin sent thousands to the gulags, and is probably a bad person for it. See? That probably makes everything better!” - from the commentocracy
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It’s Monday which means after 48 hours of gin-soaked cabarets and Dark Knight back-row handjays, I can safely assume that we did things we regret.
Which bring us to a thrilling weekly feature we’re introducing! We’re going to spend one day just doing variations on theme. News, pictures, songs, barley legal smut, whatevs! If it fits [...]
Remember when Bart and Millhouse started a band to together? And Bart gets all pretentious and Millhouse with sad eyes turns to Bart and says
“You’ve changed man, you used to be about the music“
Well. I feel that way about Jezebel today. With vodka tears stinging my cheeks, I turn to them and say “You’ve changed [...]
Ledger is wrong for this. He’s always seemed to be a very two-dimensional actor, not at all convincing, and here we have him trying to handle a character as deranged and maniacal as the Joker.
Almost 2 years ago to the day, the casting for The Dark Knight was announced. And thanks to the magic of [...]
The old gays, the new gays, and all their friends are getting their drawers in a twist over these “homophobic” Nike ads. We say tut, tut. These are aren’t anti-gay, they’re anti-bad-blowjob-etiquette.
If Nike is trying to imply that some man-on-man mouth-fucking is going on in this ad, then surely I am in agreement. Because showin’ [...]