Have a great Labor Day weekend, folks! Remember: as your ivory colored feet slip into those snug fitting topsiders, this weekend was brought to you by the unwashed working classes!!
We’ll be claiming our own historic destiny by taking the next week off (summer break you know, sleeping til 2pm, brushing our teeth at 4pm, doing [...]
In a list of “things I haven’t considered arousing since I was sixteen,” I would include Pamela Anderson, the very idea of a handjob, and girls making out with other girls. So why the fuck am I forced to listen to Katy Perry sing about it a thrillion times a day?
The way people are lapping [...]
This is worse than my parents’ divorce: Robert Downey Jr. talks some trash about the superhero movie that dethroned Iron Man as the summer hit. You’re tearing me apart!
However, he saves himself from looking like a complete hater with some self-deprecation:
I didn’t understand The Dark Knight. I still can’t tell you what happened in the [...]
If you ever watched a CSI: marathon on Spike TV, you probably saw hundreds of commercials for Enzyte. Most of them featured “Bob”, a bland, vaguely mid-1960s-ish white guy who constantly sported a frozen grimace that was supposed to convey sexual satisfaction and a huge schlong.
Earlier this year the company’s founder, Steve Warshak, was convicted [...]
What do the list of celebs we’re about to show you all have in common - besides being future contestants on some reality show that features the word “celebrity” in the title? These are the only celebrities John McCain could rally for a recent fundraiser at the Beverly Hilton.
While we’re not saying celebrity players should [...]
Hey! What are you doing right now? Are you making a totally sweet Joe Biden stencil to spray all over your not-quite-gentrified urban enclave? No? Well then this gives you the time to mosey on over to the Atlantic web site and read a really masterful piece by Caitlin Flanagan about the grandmother of all [...]
Virgin Airlines is teaming up with Entourage to promote the fifth season of Vince & Co living out every frat boy’s circle-jerk fantasy: as an out-of-work actor with a rich friend.
Turtles of the world, this is your chance! Break out the striped shirt and sign up to fly from the mean streets of Queens to [...]
The world is a happier place today than it was last year, according to the 2008 World Values Survey. As proof, they offer this compelling photo gallery of happy people. Devout academics have circumnavigated the globe for 27 years to measure statistical response to scientific questions like “So, how’s things?”, but they have historically found [...]
New York City recently got a bike rack makeover courtesy of David Byrne, a cycling enthusiast and former frontman for the Talking Heads. The city held a contest for new bike rack designs, and Byrne’s cool-yet-functional racks — shaped like naked ladies, guitars, dollar signs and high-heeled shoes — had just the right combination of [...]
George Orwell has a blog now. He writes daily from the confines of a sanitarium in Kent, England in 1938. According the the New York Times, a group of English academics have decided to increase Orwell’s relevance to a younger generation by publishing his diaries in blog form exactly 70 years to the day after [...]