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Suck it, Spaghetti Cat: Meet Willy Wallace, The Ant Eater
08.29.08 | Permalink | Comment?

FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!

Have a great Labor Day weekend, folks! Remember: as your ivory colored feet slip into those snug fitting topsiders, this weekend was brought to you by the unwashed working classes!!
We’ll be claiming our own historic destiny by taking the next week off (summer break you know, sleeping til 2pm, brushing our teeth at 4pm, doing [...]
Let's Talk Shit!
Bi Until Graduation: Heteroflexible My Balls, Girl on Girl Makes Out Sessions Are Fucking Dead
08.29.08 | Permalink | 8 Comments

In a list of “things I haven’t considered arousing since I was sixteen,” I would include Pamela Anderson, the very idea of a handjob, and girls making out with other girls. So why the fuck am I forced to listen to Katy Perry sing about it a thrillion times a day?
The way people are lapping [...]
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RDJ shoots deadly rays from his specially built ego-containment suit: Ironman, Always so Serious
08.29.08 | Permalink | Comment?

This is worse than my parents’ divorce: Robert Downey Jr. talks some trash about the superhero movie that dethroned Iron Man as the summer hit. You’re tearing me apart!
However, he saves himself from looking like a complete hater with some self-deprecation:
I didn’t understand The Dark Knight. I still can’t tell you what happened in the [...]
News That's Too Serious For MSNBC
Dereast One, Please Send Penis Pills and Nigerian Currency: Enzyte Scammer Gets 25 Years in Federal ‘Pound-Me-In-The-Ass’ Prison
08.28.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

If you ever watched a CSI: marathon on Spike TV, you probably saw hundreds of commercials for Enzyte. Most of them featured “Bob”, a bland, vaguely mid-1960s-ish white guy who constantly sported a frozen grimace that was supposed to convey sexual satisfaction and a huge schlong.
Earlier this year the company’s founder, Steve Warshak, was convicted [...]
Let's Get An '08 Ball And Do Some Party Lines
Should Have Stuck With Heidi Montag: John McCain’s Fundraiser Looks Like The Next Season Of The Surreal Life
08.28.08 | Permalink | 7 Comments

What do the list of celebs we’re about to show you all have in common - besides being future contestants on some reality show that features the word “celebrity” in the title? These are the only celebrities John McCain could rally for a recent fundraiser at the Beverly Hilton.

While we’re not saying celebrity players should [...]
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No One Feels Sorry For An Heiress On A Yacht: The Original Missing White Girl
08.28.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

Hey! What are you doing right now? Are you making a totally sweet Joe Biden stencil to spray all over your not-quite-gentrified urban enclave? No? Well then this gives you the time to mosey on over to the Atlantic web site and read a really masterful piece by Caitlin Flanagan about the grandmother of all [...]
Give me cable or give me death
Cornering The Douchebag Market: Virgin Airlines Offers “Entourage Experience” For Closeted Junior Investment Bankers With Too Much Money And No Taste
08.27.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

Virgin Airlines is teaming up with Entourage to promote the fifth season of Vince & Co living out every frat boy’s circle-jerk fantasy: as an out-of-work actor with a rich friend.
Turtles of the world, this is your chance! Break out the striped shirt and sign up to fly from the mean streets of Queens to [...]
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Don’t Worry About The Economy: The World Is A Happy Place, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The LOLCats
08.26.08 | Permalink | Comment?

The world is a happier place today than it was last year, according to the 2008 World Values Survey. As proof, they offer this compelling photo gallery of happy people. Devout academics have circumnavigated the globe for 27 years to measure statistical response to scientific questions like “So, how’s things?”, but they have historically found [...]
Everything's Going to be All White
Refusing To Be Catered To: Hipsters In Hipstertown Too Hip To Lock Hip Bicycles To Hip New Bike Rack
08.26.08 | Permalink | 6 Comments

New York City recently got a bike rack makeover courtesy of David Byrne, a cycling enthusiast and former frontman for the Talking Heads. The city held a contest for new bike rack designs, and Byrne’s cool-yet-functional racks — shaped like naked ladies, guitars, dollar signs and high-heeled shoes — had just the right combination of [...]
Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous
I Got Your Cultural Relevance Right Here: George Orwell Blogs About Farming, Druidic Altars, The Weather From 70 Years Ago
08.25.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

George Orwell has a blog now. He writes daily from the confines of a sanitarium in Kent, England in 1938. According the the New York Times, a group of English academics have decided to increase Orwell’s relevance to a younger generation by publishing his diaries in blog form exactly 70 years to the day after [...]

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August 2008

The Archives

LOLcano

Suck it, Spaghetti Cat: Meet Willy Wallace, The Ant Eater

Let's Talk Shit!

Bi Until Graduation: Heteroflexible My Balls, Girl on Girl Makes Out Sessions Are Fucking Dead

LOLcano

RDJ shoots deadly rays from his specially built ego-containment suit: Ironman, Always so Serious

News That's Too Serious For MSNBC

Dereast One, Please Send Penis Pills and Nigerian Currency: Enzyte Scammer Gets 25 Years in Federal ‘Pound-Me-In-The-Ass’ Prison

Let's Get An '08 Ball And Do Some Party Lines

Should Have Stuck With Heidi Montag: John McCain’s Fundraiser Looks Like The Next Season Of The Surreal Life

Digg If You Will...

No One Feels Sorry For An Heiress On A Yacht: The Original Missing White Girl

Give me cable or give me death

Cornering The Douchebag Market: Virgin Airlines Offers “Entourage Experience” For Closeted Junior Investment Bankers With Too Much Money And No Taste

Digg If You Will...

Don’t Worry About The Economy: The World Is A Happy Place, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The LOLCats

Everything's Going to be All White

Refusing To Be Catered To: Hipsters In Hipstertown Too Hip To Lock Hip Bicycles To Hip New Bike Rack

Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous

I Got Your Cultural Relevance Right Here: George Orwell Blogs About Farming, Druidic Altars, The Weather From 70 Years Ago