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Wicker Man Secrets Revealed: Brilliant Director/Cineaste Speaks About Cage’s Bearsuit Watershed Moment
09.30.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

In Neil LaBute’s latest exercise the auteur has moved off slamming women to focus his attention to needling a new minority: the urbans. Lakeview Terrace, is currently at 42% on Rotten Tomatoes. It had a semi-decent opening weekend, but then was wiped off the marquees by that retarded Christian fireman movie starring Kirk “Bananas make [...]
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“The internet was the happy place where smart people could finally scream ‘FUCK EVERY1!!!!!!!!’”: Today the Internet Gives Back!
09.29.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

The internet is for scorn! But sometimes it’s also a repository for really stunning pictures that are more fun to look at than diatribes about internet tribal warfare and viscious reblogging. Enjoy!

More awesomely beautiful internet provided pictures after the jump!
Let's Get An '08 Ball And Do Some Party Lines
Such as, The Iraq: SNL Writers Outsource Scripts to Palin’s Second Rate Prep Team
09.29.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

I know you guys were at an awesome boner party wranglin’ some art school tang on Saturday night, but who for those of you over 30 who decided to snuggle up with kitteh and watch some SNL, you probably caught this before every one else: Tina Fey’s indelible sketch used Palin’s actual answers. Verbatim! Almost! [...]
I have a Bachelor's Degree!
AW! COME ON!!! WHY!??! : Pauline Kael on Paul Newman. She’s The Best Film Critic of all Time, Just FYI
09.27.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Have you been reading Ebert’s blog by the way? Its fantastic.
Kael on Newman in ‘77 Slapshot
“Newman imparts a simplicity and boyish eagerness to his characters… He can play what he’s not — a dumb lout. But you don’t believe it when he plays some one perverse or vicious, and the older he gets the better [...]
Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous
And there goes the last media job: Lil’ Wayne gets a blog. If Prezbalewski were an English teacher, he’d be so proud.
09.26.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

(Can you tell what season I’m at on The Wire?)
Besides being a successfully commercial rapper that repeats the same three words over and over again (doesn’t anyone aspire to be the next Jay Z?) Lil Wayne has gone and gotten himself a writing job at ESPN.com.
His blog post reads like an imbecile’s diary entry of [...]
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Mock, Paper, Scissors: “Dear Debate Moderators…”
09.26.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

via these smart cookies.
Also shameless plug: I’ll be liveblogging the debates on huffpo tonight. Drink, type, and weep with me won’t you?
Everything's Going to be All White
The Greatest Generation: Those who non-ironically refer to themselves as “Claymates”
09.26.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

Clay Aiken has officially come out, and on the cover of People magazine no less. Now even your dental hygienist will know! Perhaps he was inspired by La Lohan?
Now, for most people with fully-functioning sensory perception and brains, this is not a shock. But there is a small but dedicated group of his fans, consisting [...]
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Choose A Wand, Choose an Owl, Choose A Fucking Big Broom, Choose Magic.
09.25.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Final Point on the Great Millennial Vampire Debate
Wizards! : Hyper-sexualized violent mass murderers they are not! Mischievous pale tricksters with cute accents they are! Wizards win!

(thank god I’m endowed with a magnificent rack otherwise this fangirl shit would never fly) (also! thanks to wb mook for his brillz title/caption thang)
Everything's Going to be All White
Your appetite for Humiliation is Insatiable: Why Do White People Love to Abuse the Shit Out of Their Pugs?
09.25.08 | Permalink | 6 Comments

We’re rolling up on Halloween pretty soon, and you know what that means: Crazy-ass white people dressing up their dogs. (Although Spaghetti Cat’s owner, Faye Murrell, is providing an exception to the rule. She’s like a single non-white woman juggernaut of pet-related insanity.)
Why does it seem that pugs get disproportionately singled out for costume abuse? [...]
I have a Bachelor's Degree!
Speaking of the Woes of Empire: Time for Historical Hot or Not! Julius Caesar!
09.25.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Awwwww what up guys? Kind of sucks to be living through the death spiral of an Empire huh? You know who went through this shit in a bad way? The original bacchanalian, corrupt as fuck, orgy-lovin, oligarchs: The motherfuckin’ Romans! But there was a little pudgy dude who put those fuckers in their place. Join [...]

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September 2008

The Archives

Let's Talk Shit!

Wicker Man Secrets Revealed: Brilliant Director/Cineaste Speaks About Cage’s Bearsuit Watershed Moment

Digg If You Will...

“The internet was the happy place where smart people could finally scream ‘FUCK EVERY1!!!!!!!!’”: Today the Internet Gives Back!

Let's Get An '08 Ball And Do Some Party Lines

Such as, The Iraq: SNL Writers Outsource Scripts to Palin’s Second Rate Prep Team

I have a Bachelor's Degree!

AW! COME ON!!! WHY!??! : Pauline Kael on Paul Newman. She’s The Best Film Critic of all Time, Just FYI

Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous

And there goes the last media job: Lil’ Wayne gets a blog. If Prezbalewski were an English teacher, he’d be so proud.

LOLcano

Mock, Paper, Scissors: “Dear Debate Moderators…”

Everything's Going to be All White

The Greatest Generation: Those who non-ironically refer to themselves as “Claymates”

Digg If You Will...

Choose A Wand, Choose an Owl, Choose A Fucking Big Broom, Choose Magic.

Everything's Going to be All White

Your appetite for Humiliation is Insatiable: Why Do White People Love to Abuse the Shit Out of Their Pugs?

I have a Bachelor's Degree!

Speaking of the Woes of Empire: Time for Historical Hot or Not! Julius Caesar!