“Oh, thank god. Now we just have to ask Kiefer Sutherland how to stop the next terrorist attack.” -Stephen Falk
A few ladies with ample time on their hands have decided to protest Alec Baldwin for being a seemingly depressed crazy man whose public berating of his tween child happened to go public, like a thrillion years ago. Sounds like a solid enough thing to protest, not that there’s anything else in the world to […]
HBO’s new series about vampires, True Blood, was picked up for a second season just ten days after its premiere. So along with the runaway success of the Twilight series (the first movie is scheduled to be released this winter, and Stephanie Meyer is working on yet another book), I guess the spoke labeled “Bloodsuckers” […]
Lindsay sort-of came out on Lovelines last night, after Sam passed her the phone during a discussion of injured DJ AM. She answered “A very long time” to Stryker’s query as to how long they’ve been “together”, and nicely thanked him when he said they were “a lovely couple”. I’m gonna be pissed if this […]
It’s entirely unclear when the last pair of raver pants were officially hung up. There are no overly nostalgic movies made about raving’s demise – unlike the romanticized purges of the last days of coke-fueled disco nights. However, it seems a new crop of ravers are being resurrected across urban dwellings. Thanks to the alt […]
Alley Insider touched upon a spectre that haunts all of us with tumblr accounts: getting a hate re-blog. Since all of the staff writers at PSI are lusted after and lauded we’ve been spared the acerbic jabs dealt out by these fiendish foes. (oh wait!) And as much as we all secretly live in fear […]
At the beginning of the summer I was released from my lucrative, but shady, full time job writing for a major gossip website. Highs of the job included forwarding pictures of Amy Winehouse’s skin condition, impetigo, to Beverly Hills dermatologists and having them verify whether in fact it was impetigo or as myself and everyone […]
This would make for an interesting, if short, episode of CSI: A 60-year-old man, having lived with his rubbery companion for a few years after his wife passed away, decided to move in with his kids and felt like it was time to move on. He was too attached to chop his former lover up into […]
Here are some early ones that may be too insidery but are hilarious none the less! Go forth and hit send!
It’s like a 5th grader with a head injury and a mad crush on Captain Jack Sparrow got hopped up on Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs and ran amok in a Hot Topic clearance bin.