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Welcome to another edition of ranting and raving about a movie trailer before Ben Lyons can drag his knuckles all over it and declare it “the best movie trailer of October 2008, this year.” For those of you without a kitty cage (read: VAGINA), here’s some background on this flick. ‘He’s just not that into’ […]
Happy Indigenous People’s day y’all!!! We’re taking a very unwarranted day off. In the mean time you should the read the shit out of my feature piece on Radar about the Seth MacFarlane backlash. … [I]t wasn’t ever thus. Indeed, there was a time where I, and a whole legion of zealous college students, would […]
Do you hear that? That wet, flapping sound? Don’t be alarmed friends! It’s just the the sound of one old-media prick being an insufferably entitled docuhe bag. Dean Reynolds, a campaign correspondent for CBS recently saddled up to the to world wide web to type up a little missive about, as he called it, “How […]
You guys! We just checked Hipster Runoff and OMG! They just grabbed hold of yet another resurgent 90’s trend that could rival Nu-Ravers: Step-Dad Jeans. The 90s were a black hole of suck for fashion. Flannels, Doc Martens, and bodysuits worked in unison to make your teenage body look like a young replica of some […]
This may surprise you, but the cringe which adds hundreds of irreversible wrinkles to your face when you hear Sarah Palin speak doesn’t come from her inane policy proposals. (Or not totally.) For the most part, it comes from witnessing Palin desecrate our most precious resource: verbs Remember verbs? They’re the valuable action words which […]
Forget singing popcorn and poor Hollywood folk begging you not to buy pirated movies in Koreatown! There’s a new annoyance in your multiplex. Kid Rock is a motherfuckin’ patriot. He breathes red, white, and blue. He is a warrior. A warrior that has annihilated his shampoo bottle into non-existence. So you don’t have to waste […]
This was pretty popular last time we did it. So I’m gonna try to make it a weekly thing. Here’s stuff on the internet that doesn’t involve snark or scorn. Just beautiful allure.
So the economy is in the shitter and Wall St. wants to throw itself in front of a train for reasons we don’t fully comprehend (we’re waiting to catch the layman explanation for the crash on an episode of Oprah). But here’s what we do understand – Americans have been living above their means for […]
We can all bitch and moan about what’s become of our beloved Runway in season five, but the signs were already there. Even The USA Today had noticed that winning big on Project Runway was even more meaningless in the fashion industry than an American Idol win was for a musical career, and Bravo set […]