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Let's Get An '08 Ball And Do Some Party Lines
He Only Lays Pipes and his Wife: Joe Plumber Floods The Internet
10.16.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

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Give me cable or give me death
We Write About Movies So Ben Lyons Doesn’t Have to!: Dane Cook Just Isn’t That Into You
10.15.08 | Permalink | 11 Comments

Welcome to another edition of ranting and raving about a movie trailer before Ben Lyons can drag his knuckles all over it and declare it “the best movie trailer of October 2008, this year.”

For those of you without a kitty cage (read: VAGINA), here’s some background on this flick. ‘He’s just not that into’ was [...]
Digg If You Will...
Phoning it In: Hating Family Guy is Soooo Indie Rock
10.13.08 | Permalink | Comment?

Happy Indigenous People’s day y’all!!! We’re taking a very unwarranted day off. In the mean time you should the read the shit out of my feature piece on Radar about the Seth MacFarlane backlash.
… [I]t wasn’t ever thus. Indeed, there was a time where I, and a whole legion of zealous college students, [...]
Let's Talk Shit!
Let Us Now Hate Semi-Famous Men: DEAN REYNOLDS, The Douche-raker
10.10.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Do you hear that? That wet, flapping sound? Don’t be alarmed friends! It’s just the the sound of one old-media prick being an insufferably entitled docuhe bag. Dean Reynolds, a campaign correspondent for CBS recently saddled up to the to world wide web to type up a little missive about, as he called it, “How [...]
Fashion Weak
Normal People Clothes Are Hot!: Are LiLo and Katie Holmes Riding the Wave of an Unflattering Big Jeans Comeback?
10.09.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

You guys! We just checked Hipster Runoff and OMG! They just grabbed hold of yet another resurgent 90’s trend that could rival Nu-Ravers: Step-Dad Jeans.
The 90s were a black hole of suck for fashion. Flannels, Doc Martens, and bodysuits worked in unison to make your teenage body look like a young replica of some [...]
Vanity
tracy and hepburn, tkacik and denton, balk and me: It’s time for you go read me on ‘Radar’
10.09.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

This may surprise you, but the cringe which adds hundreds of irreversible wrinkles to your face when you hear Sarah Palin speak doesn’t come from her inane policy proposals. (Or not totally.) For the most part, it comes from witnessing Palin desecrate our most precious resource: verbs
Remember verbs? They’re the valuable action words which come [...]
9 Out Of 10 Dentists Recommend It
Wait, what happened to the Dragons?: Kid Rock National Guard Video Terrifies you While You Wait for ‘Nick and Norah’ To Begin
10.09.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

Forget singing popcorn and poor Hollywood folk begging you not to buy pirated movies in Koreatown! There’s a new annoyance in your multiplex.

Kid Rock is a motherfuckin’ patriot. He breathes red, white, and blue. He is a warrior. A warrior that has annihilated his shampoo bottle into non-existence. So you don’t have to waste 2:35 [...]
Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous
Where Did You Get That Penchant for Destruction in The Way You Blog?: Pretty Pictures
10.08.08 | Permalink | 6 Comments

This was pretty popular last time we did it. So I’m gonna try to make it a weekly thing. Here’s stuff on the internet that doesn’t involve snark or scorn. Just beautiful allure.
Everything's Going to be All White
Things We Have The Authority to Discuss : Frumputantes Responsible for The Economic Crisis on 123 Main St., USA
10.08.08 | Permalink | 4 Comments

So the economy is in the shitter and Wall St. wants to throw itself in front of a train for reasons we don’t fully comprehend (we’re waiting to catch the layman explanation for the crash on an episode of Oprah). But here’s what we do understand - Americans have been living above their means for [...]
News That's Too Serious For MSNBC
We Are All Santino: Who is to Blame for the Suckery of Project Runway 5?
10.08.08 | Permalink | 9 Comments

We can all bitch and moan about what’s become of our beloved Runway in season five, but the signs were already there. Even The USA Today had noticed that winning big on Project Runway was even more meaningless in the fashion industry than an American Idol win was for a musical career, and Bravo set [...]

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October 2008

The Archives

Let's Get An '08 Ball And Do Some Party Lines

He Only Lays Pipes and his Wife: Joe Plumber Floods The Internet

Give me cable or give me death

We Write About Movies So Ben Lyons Doesn’t Have to!: Dane Cook Just Isn’t That Into You

Digg If You Will...

Phoning it In: Hating Family Guy is Soooo Indie Rock

Let's Talk Shit!

Let Us Now Hate Semi-Famous Men: DEAN REYNOLDS, The Douche-raker

Fashion Weak

Normal People Clothes Are Hot!: Are LiLo and Katie Holmes Riding the Wave of an Unflattering Big Jeans Comeback?

Vanity

tracy and hepburn, tkacik and denton, balk and me: It’s time for you go read me on ‘Radar’

9 Out Of 10 Dentists Recommend It

Wait, what happened to the Dragons?: Kid Rock National Guard Video Terrifies you While You Wait for ‘Nick and Norah’ To Begin

Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous

Where Did You Get That Penchant for Destruction in The Way You Blog?: Pretty Pictures

Everything's Going to be All White

Things We Have The Authority to Discuss : Frumputantes Responsible for The Economic Crisis on 123 Main St., USA

News That's Too Serious For MSNBC

We Are All Santino: Who is to Blame for the Suckery of Project Runway 5?