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When the lights go down
“Soon Claudia’s gay brother Tommy turns up with a new friend named Leo Fish.”: My Favorite Holiday Movie
11.26.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

It’s gotta be “Home For the Holidays“.
If you have HBO you’ve seen it. Maybe you’ve only caught snatches here and there but do US ALL A FAVOR and TiVo that bitch and before you slip into your Yam Coma.
There’s a thousand reasons to love this movie. Its honest, understated, and familiar without being cliche. But [...]
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Worst Calendar OR Worst Calendar EVER?: “Pretty In Mink” Features Anne Coulter and Other Neo-Con She Beasts
11.25.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Do you prefer your pin-up gals to make PETA cry and to carry the distinct whiff of insane politics? Then I know what to get you for Christmas: The Clare Booth Luce Institute’s “Pretty in Mink” calendar, celebrating “smart, conservative women role models”. I guarantee you this is the first, last, and only time Ann [...]
Everything's Going to be All White
Blue State Winner: Jesus Christ! Why is ‘Hipster Runoff’ So Fucking Good??
11.25.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

Hipster Runoff is one of my favorite blogs.
Ever since Alex Blagg’s weekly hiptard hatefest, Blue States Lose went off-line there’s been an emptiness inside of me that no smutty LA photoblog can fill (really though, BSL is what originally got me hooked on Gawker. If you’ve never read it you’ve been denying yourself an [...]
When the lights go down
You Can ‘Milk’ My ‘Slum Dog’, David Fincher: ‘Dark Knight’ Oscar Bid Posters Will Give You a Thousand Boners
11.24.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

More pictures and details here.
And here’s a literary boner, from, well. Surely you MUST already know:
I will absolutely go see The Batman in the IMAX, because, what’s to say, it is so awesome. I will see it again and again. I will watch it with my children. I will pray that the DVD release [...]
9 Out Of 10 Dentists Recommend It
“Put a Ring on It!” And By “It” We Mean Our Vaginas: A Renaissance in Vag-Product Advertising
11.24.08 | Permalink | 6 Comments

Hey remember this one: the 30 second Vagisil ad that flashed images of skunks, crusteans, and fishies to convince ladies their lack of freshness could be related to CROTCH ROT? Deviously, that little ad managed to encapsulate all the ancient, terrifying notions of Vaginas: bleedy, mysterious pits of danger and stench.
But there’s great [...]
Everything's Going to be All White
The Greatest Foreign Policy Discussion Or The Most Hyped Up Album Evar?: “Was Chinese Democracy Worth The Wait?”
11.21.08 | Permalink | 2 Comments

(We aren’t still using “dropped” for “album release”, are we? Because I hate terminology that makes me think of testicles.)
So this week Guns n’ Roses’ long-awaited album Chinese Democracy finally shat and got off the pot; after a wait of about 97 years, 14 different studios, and the loss of the entire original band line-up [...]
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Suck it, Leibovitz: Here’s How You Successfully Do a Celebrity Photospread
11.21.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

Somehow in the midst of our technological revolution where people have free access to an ass-load (scientific metric) of glorious, original content, magazine publishers, photographers, movie producers seem to be fresh out of ideas! So much shit that gluts the airwaves and glossy rags is pathetic rehashing of something that was once loved. It’s [...]
News That's Too Serious For MSNBC
PirateWatch 2008: Hey, Somalis! It’s Only Cute When Disney Does It!
11.19.08 | Permalink | Comment?

In spite of being in tatters after decades of warlords battling each other, horrific religious violence, and running off all the really talented people like Iman, Somalia has got one thing going for it: PIRATES.
With piracy considered the most lucrative career in the country, these motherfuckers aren’t prancing around in eyeliner, doing Keith Richards impersonations, [...]
Give me cable or give me death
Write What You Know: I Know That ‘Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab’ is the Most Compelling Drama to be Aired Since The Motherfucking Moon Landing
11.19.08 | Permalink | 3 Comments

Remember when you saw Allison take her first hard-pull of dust-off on Intervention this summer? Remember how it made you feel like you were, to put it in Allison’s slurry words: “walkiinng onnn sunshiine?” Well, Celebrity Rehab is like that — ALL THE THE TIME.
In no way does my adoration for this show come from [...]
Give me cable or give me death
“Why is Every One Talking about Main Street? We Should Be Talking About Sesame Street; People Are Living in Trash Cans Down There!”*
11.17.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Oh GOD! Cab Calloway performing with muppets on SESAME STREET!!!
When did incredible shit like this stop? When did Sesame Street fall off the ground-breaking musicians junket?
Is this Miley’s fault? Ugh, she wouldn’t know a legendary jazz man even if he walked up to her and shot cocaine into her neck.
headline was ripped off by our [...]

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November 2008

The Archives

When the lights go down

“Soon Claudia’s gay brother Tommy turns up with a new friend named Leo Fish.”: My Favorite Holiday Movie

Let's Talk Shit!

Worst Calendar OR Worst Calendar EVER?: “Pretty In Mink” Features Anne Coulter and Other Neo-Con She Beasts

Everything's Going to be All White

Blue State Winner: Jesus Christ! Why is ‘Hipster Runoff’ So Fucking Good??

When the lights go down

You Can ‘Milk’ My ‘Slum Dog’, David Fincher: ‘Dark Knight’ Oscar Bid Posters Will Give You a Thousand Boners

9 Out Of 10 Dentists Recommend It

“Put a Ring on It!” And By “It” We Mean Our Vaginas: A Renaissance in Vag-Product Advertising

Everything's Going to be All White

The Greatest Foreign Policy Discussion Or The Most Hyped Up Album Evar?: “Was Chinese Democracy Worth The Wait?”

Let's Talk Shit!

Suck it, Leibovitz: Here’s How You Successfully Do a Celebrity Photospread

News That's Too Serious For MSNBC

PirateWatch 2008: Hey, Somalis! It’s Only Cute When Disney Does It!

Give me cable or give me death

Write What You Know: I Know That ‘Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab’ is the Most Compelling Drama to be Aired Since The Motherfucking Moon Landing

Give me cable or give me death

“Why is Every One Talking about Main Street? We Should Be Talking About Sesame Street; People Are Living in Trash Cans Down There!”*