Beloved Lindsay’s takedown on Videogum has forced us to do something we’ve resisted doing for the past year now: Defense one our of guiltiest pleasures, ‘House’. Yes, yes. WE KNOW. We know it’s trashy and absurd especially when compared to gritty, hyper-real fact-checked shows like The Wire. Meanwhile, on “House,” someone’s eyeball pops out of an anus.
In the enchanted land of Internet there is a province named Blogistan. Deep in the gullies and caves of Blogistan dwell remarkable creatures: Lady Bloggers.
The Lady Bloggers are a small, industrious tribe who are largely defined by their sparkling humor and voracious wit. The nymphs of Blogistan are rare because unlike most women who populate [...]
Hollywood is destiny. At no other point could Rourke have played this character with such grace and gravitas. It’s as if all of his humiliating blunders happened just so he could play the Randy “The Ram”: the role that will define his legacy.
The parallels between the plot and reality are poetic. Rourke is, frankly, a fuck up. [...]
“ i remember going to the mtv video music awards with anthony michael hall and david lee roth, driving down fifth avenue in a convertible studebaker. david was wearing white gloves and tails. i was like, ‘dude, is it ever going to get more modern than this?”
Robert Downey Jr. (via)
Here are pickshures from the internet that I [...]
We should have seen this coming in February when The Sharper Image declared bankruptcy. Capitalism is only as strong as its most frivolous impulses, and The Sharper Image was, in that regard, the pinnacle of our achievement as Americans. Now that they have fallen, however, there is only store where we can compete with the [...]
Bitch, maybe you could sleep better if you weren’t laying your face down on top of grannys nasty sullied pillows. Look at that shit! Did G-ma use those motherfuckers as super plus sanitary napkins in her teens (1700s)? What about the blood diamond you have lurking on your hand. Mmmm maybe some one should tell the [...]
It was bound to happen. Obama kept reminding us that he’s not perfect, maybe a little too awesome, but certainly not capable of never fucking up. So why does Obama’s first big fuck up feel like a goddamn sucker punch to the heart? Like Bella Swan when her stupid vampire left her in the second [...]
This is the face of sanity!
Jim Carrey was on Larry King Live earlier this week, and while there was no couch-jumping or trotting out of dazed-looking hostage-fiancés, he did engage in some suspicious-sounding pyscho-blather. Included was the amazing statement that ”getting hit with a brick in the face” is “the best thing that could ever happen to [...]
The world is sighing a collective, ‘duh’, to Obama being named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. But as for those pics of him in college taken by a fellow classmate, we’re kind of in awe. Does Obama ever get it wrong?
And who looks good in college? The years spent mending your persona to jive [...]
Okay, I have been holding my tongue, because PSI isn’t one of those blogs. You know, those douchebags who slag every celebrity on the planet for high crimes like aging in a linear timeline, or appearing in public (and not “movie premiere” public, but “running down to the 7-11 for milk” public) without spending an [...]