In their continuing crusade to eliminate everything that’s at all interesting or unique from their channel, ABC has “benched” one of their signature shows, Ugly Betty, to make room for some sitcom starring the drunken faghag from Will & Grace.
Actually, while this probably would have really upset me last season, this season has kind of [...]
It had been ages since I read anything new, opting to re-read some old favorites (graphic novels count as “reading”!), but I recently picked this up on the advice of several fellow bloggers. Bill Bryson is the also the author of The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way, which I remember reading [...]
Dear Kate Winslet,
On behalf of all humans with a honeypot and a brain enough to not suggest He’s Just Not That Into You at our next book club, I am issuing you a warning.
And it’s only a warning. I am by no means backhanding you and telling you in a drunken macho slur that it’s [...]
To quote RDJ in Zodiac: This can no longer be ignored. “This” being Joaquin Phoenix’s decision to retire from acting, first to be in a rock band, then — presumably when he remembered that he isn’t actually Johnny Cash — as a rapper under the tutelage of Diddy.
His debut was in Las Vegas earlier this [...]
JOIN IT, FUCKER.
“An ambitious, full-bodied crime epic of gratifying scope and moral complexity, this is seriously brainy pop entertainment that satisfies every expectation raised by its hit predecessor and then some.” — Variety
“To see it is to understand that Nolan and his co-writer brother Jonathan saw a chance to go deeper into familiar characters and [...]
At 3:15 pm Sarah wrote:
Isn’t Benjamin Button the exact same movie as Forrest Gump, but with a handsomer and less retarded protagonist? Whatever, as usual I haven’t seen any of these movies. You didn’t nominate RDJ in Iron Man for Hottest Dude In A Giant Metal Deathsuit? THEN I DON’T CARE.
On Thu, Jan 22, 2009 [...]
Those silly artists like to express themselves by postulating their craft into walking ads for Promises. But they’re just acting, right? It’s an image. And we’re just imagining that they are flailing across our TV screens looking like they are on day two of a “lost weekend.” And we have to assume that it was [...]
What the fuck was that? The holidays came, January hit, and we let shit like work, family, co-dependent sexual relationships get in the way of our number 1 priority : MOTHERFUCKING BLIZ-OGGING! Now in the frigid, daylight of January 13th we promise to get back to work and pound some keyboard. We might have to [...]