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Signs That Your Editor is Not Interested in What You’re Saying: An Honest Assesment of Meghan McCain’s Writing
03.31.09 | Permalink | 9 Comments

I’m in a magenta-haze about Meghan McCain. Dizzy and delighted by her presence on the national radar, I’ve let my emotions get the better of me. I find Megs to be affable and independent-minded. Her politics are shit but her moxy is magnetic. She’s also trying to make a gig in the media scene [...]
Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous
Snobbery Is The Only Currency We Have In This Bankrupt World: “Just Sayin” catchphrase ends now, yall.
03.27.09 | Permalink | 13 Comments

From the department of overused sayings that have no meaning:
I consider myself an Internet enthusiast. I’m a web booster. I believe in THE fragmented, democratized, glorious, rainbow-riot of the web culture (Wulture?). I think cats with broken grammar are hilarious and that Carles is our reluctant mascot. I think tumblr is the best way to [...]
When the lights go down
Trailer Trash: “Where the Wild Things Are” Teaser Rated on the Cinephile “Squee!” Scale
03.25.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

The trailer is now online over on Apple in HD.

Natasha:
There is a Full Frontal Kevin Bacon in “Wild Things” joke tightly nestled somewhere in here but I have too much dignity to make it. I’m totally resentful of any cherished childhood tome being made into a blockbuster. I have purposefully ignored everything having to do [...]
Everything's Going to be All White
Post-Meaningfulcore Conceptual Fanfic w/ Accompanying Cast Pic: Doug Funny in 2k9
03.25.09 | Permalink | 9 Comments

If Dora is being “imagined” to age along with her demographic, we wonder what would our generation’s most beloved tender-hearted B42K authentic cartoon icon DOUG FUNNY be like if he aged with us?
Dear Journal,
It’s been awhile since I wrote. Blame tumblr. Anyhow, Ever since Skeeter started on his PhD in Blue-or-Darker Studies, he’s [...]
I have a Bachelor's Degree!
Fill it to the Top: I’m A Little too Fragile and Lazy to do Anything Else but Type Up A DFW Passage
03.24.09 | Permalink | Comment?

As Tiny Ewell comes to see it, people with tattoos fall under two broad headings. First there are the younger scrofulous boneheaded black-t-shirt-and-spiked-bracelet types who do not have the sense to regret the impulsive permanency of their tatts, and will show them off to you with the dame fake-quiet pride with which someone more of [...]
LOLcano
That bear is just cold chillin’. He’s probably just trying to get to the wi-fi cafe with his laptop and Moleskine and flirt with cute hipster girl bears.
03.24.09 | Permalink | Comment?

You guys.
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Give me cable or give me death
An Unfortunate Destiny: The Appeal of Nicolette Grant
03.23.09 | Permalink | Comment?

Oh Nicki! You sleepy eyed temptress!
For two seasons I despised her character. It wasn’t even a hate-love of a good villain (a la Finch on the UK Office or Cy Toliver in Deadwood). I found her character too conniving to be compelling. But now, I think she’s one of the most exquisitely written characters on [...]
Feminist Spidey Sense
LET’S EXPLORE THE MALL!: DORA THE EXPLORER GETS SLUTTY TWEEN MAKEOVER
03.20.09 | Permalink | 7 Comments

In an effort to make their character “grow” with their demographic, Mattel has given Dora the Explorer a “makeover” for Nickalodeon. Mattel, of course, is the maker of Barbie, so I suppose we should just be grateful that they didn’t turn her into a freakishly proportioned white girl who never leaves her mansion and hangs [...]
Let's Talk Shit!
This Year’s ADD : Dr. Drew Says Facebook Is Giving us all Narcissitic Personality Disorder
03.19.09 | Permalink | 4 Comments

Oh, internet. Is there anything you can’t be blamed for?
Remember when everyone just thought the internet would turn us all into porn addicts? The next mass diagnosis of society via the armchair psychologists (read: community college drop-outs who watch a lot of reality television) of the world is primed to be Narcissistic Personality Disorder, or [...]
When the lights go down
‘Best Worst Movie’: Hello, Friend. Do You Have A Moment to Let ‘Troll 2′ into your Heart?
03.18.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

Troll 2 is a holocaust of ineptitude but it is a total joy to watch. This is one of those rare treats that you would file under a GREAT bad movie. In the case of Troll 2 it seems to be that know nobody knew they were in a bad movie until it was [...]

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The Archives

I have a Bachelor's Degree!

Signs That Your Editor is Not Interested in What You’re Saying: An Honest Assesment of Meghan McCain’s Writing

Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous

Snobbery Is The Only Currency We Have In This Bankrupt World: “Just Sayin” catchphrase ends now, yall.

When the lights go down

Trailer Trash: “Where the Wild Things Are” Teaser Rated on the Cinephile “Squee!” Scale

Everything's Going to be All White

Post-Meaningfulcore Conceptual Fanfic w/ Accompanying Cast Pic: Doug Funny in 2k9

I have a Bachelor's Degree!

Fill it to the Top: I’m A Little too Fragile and Lazy to do Anything Else but Type Up A DFW Passage

LOLcano

That bear is just cold chillin’. He’s probably just trying to get to the wi-fi cafe with his laptop and Moleskine and flirt with cute hipster girl bears.

Give me cable or give me death

An Unfortunate Destiny: The Appeal of Nicolette Grant

Feminist Spidey Sense

LET’S EXPLORE THE MALL!: DORA THE EXPLORER GETS SLUTTY TWEEN MAKEOVER

Let's Talk Shit!

This Year’s ADD : Dr. Drew Says Facebook Is Giving us all Narcissitic Personality Disorder

When the lights go down

‘Best Worst Movie’: Hello, Friend. Do You Have A Moment to Let ‘Troll 2′ into your Heart?