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The Likeable Chelsea Clinton: Meghan McCain Fan Club Starts Here.
03.12.09 | Permalink | 7 Comments

We’ve been conductors on the Meghan Choo-Choo train for a while now (in a non-ironic way!).
Meghan McCain went on Rachel Maddow last night to defend her Daily Beast article that shit-talked that stick of fluorescent lighting, Anne Coulter, and to chat about her post-election political life. We thought she was genuinely likeable and held [...]
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The Invisible Hand Quivers: Who is driving the Octo-Mom story?!
03.11.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

“And I’m going to let the cameras into my home, only for Radar Online.”
Let’s “unpack” that statement, shall we? Two things.
1. A lovely friend, anguished, over pie posed a question I’ve been going over for weeks. “WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING THE OCTO-MOM STORY?? “
Tabloid outlets, advertiser funded gossip blogs, daytime TV shows function [...]
Something Something Rhymes With Politics
Everything You Need To Know about The 14-Year Old Pundit: He’s Awesome!
03.09.09 | Permalink | 10 Comments

So there’s a 14-year old right wing pundit (no, the 4 and 1 are not reversed) named Jonathan Krohn and he is awesome! Not only does he speak with a smugness that makes every sentence sound like it’s prefaced with, “As someone who has already earned his place in heaven, I believe…,” but he appears [...]
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With Nothing on my Tongue but Hallelujah: The Week of the Most Awkward 3 Minutes Ever Committed to Screen.
03.06.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Speaking of acts of congress, “Watchmen” features this year’s hands-down winner of the bad movie sex award, superhero division: a moment of bliss that takes place on board Nite Owl’s nifty little airship, accompanied by Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.” (By the way, can we please have a moratorium on the use of this song in movies? [...]
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It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Herpes: SSSHH! NO ONE TELL FOX THAT THE ONION IS SATIRE!!
03.05.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

This is EXACTLY why I would never wish for conservitards to disappear altogether. If you can’t be arsed to watch (but you really should), the above link is a clip from The Colbert Report, in which Stephen Colbert discusses a Fox & Friends report on the perils of catching herpes from playing beer pong. The [...]
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“Who Am I? I’m The Guy Who Does His Job. You Must Be The Other Guy”: The Clutch Players, The Go-To-Guys Are the Best Ad Men
03.04.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

There seems to be an uptick in patting the hardworking middle-class men on their collective sweaty backs in advertising. It’s a bit of a paradigm tweak, no? When you consider that 20th century advertising was conceived to be a tantalizing vision of the way your life could be: luxurious, elegant, modern. But now there’s [...]
News That's Too Serious For MSNBC
Guess whose back in the Ayatollah’s house, with a fat dick in yo motherfuckin’ mouth?
03.03.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

Smoking weed is a perfectly normal pastime.
Everyone is entitled to smoke a spliff and stick a phallic shaped snack item into a jar of peanut butter, roll it around in a pile of melted chocolate chips, and declare it the greatest fucking food of all time. But smoking weed multiple times a day for twenty [...]
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Woes of The Patrician Class: Your kids get kicked out of private school? EVERYBODY WINS!
03.02.09 | Permalink | 9 Comments

A lot of people traffic this site because for our unique brand of parenting tips (Tip #482 one should never yell directly at a child. Simply waving the gun around their face should do the trick). We feel passionate about child-rearing and we’re especially concerned with the rearing techniques of the vapidly wealthy. So imagine [...]

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The Archives

Something Something Rhymes With Politics

The Likeable Chelsea Clinton: Meghan McCain Fan Club Starts Here.

Let's Talk Shit!

The Invisible Hand Quivers: Who is driving the Octo-Mom story?!

Something Something Rhymes With Politics

Everything You Need To Know about The 14-Year Old Pundit: He’s Awesome!

Digg If You Will...

With Nothing on my Tongue but Hallelujah: The Week of the Most Awkward 3 Minutes Ever Committed to Screen.

LOLcano

It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Herpes: SSSHH! NO ONE TELL FOX THAT THE ONION IS SATIRE!!

9 Out Of 10 Dentists Recommend It

“Who Am I? I’m The Guy Who Does His Job. You Must Be The Other Guy”: The Clutch Players, The Go-To-Guys Are the Best Ad Men

News That's Too Serious For MSNBC

Guess whose back in the Ayatollah’s house, with a fat dick in yo motherfuckin’ mouth?

I have a Bachelor's Degree!

Woes of The Patrician Class: Your kids get kicked out of private school? EVERYBODY WINS!