April 2009

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WE ALWAYS KNEW HIPSTERS WOULD BE THE DEATH OF US: America, Meet Your Outbreak Monkey.
04.29.09 | Permalink | 7 Comments

2008 was the year that hipsters went crazy for bacon, putting it in everything from chocolate to booze and practically wiping their asses with it. Not content with having ruined fixed gear bikes, Nike high-tops, and the entire Obama candidacy; 2008 was the year that hipsters bent their black frame eyeglassed-gaze on bacon, the heretofore [...]
Vanity
April is the DOPEST Month: SPRING BREAK!!! BUST OUT THE ‘SPARKS’ AND FLIP CAMS!!!
04.20.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Hey bestie!! I’m just on my Appomattox style retreat from one coast to another. So a thousand apologies for the sporadic updates (why are there SO FEW Clueless jokes in this world?!). But I, the highly paid/ heavily sought after professional that I am, would never leave you without any sumptuous internet waters to [...]
Give me cable or give me death
David Bowie’s Wife and Phillip Seymour Hoffman Make Project Runway Canada Worth Watching
04.14.09 | Permalink | 1 Comment

After greedily gobbling up the first eleven episodes of Project Runway Canada over the long weekend, like so much lamb with mint sauce, I completely renounce my earlier misgivings that there was no more life left in the concept. There were several challenges borrowed from PR:US and plenty of designers who clearly didn’t know what [...]
News That's Too Serious For MSNBC
Fuckin’ amateurs. THIS is how you do it: ACTORS CONTINUE TREND OF IRL FLOUNCING
04.10.09 | Permalink | Comment?

Joaquin Phoenix’s crazy-ass retirement from acting to be a rapper/possible Andy Kaufman-esque practical joke seems to have started an exodus of sorts. However, most of the current crop of retirees have loftier career goals than “look like a Section 8 hobo and flummox David Letterman while occasionally ‘rapping’”. Just as well. Trying to out-insane the [...]
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Pitchfork Edition: They Came For The Conde Nast Receptionists And I Was Not A Conde Nast Receptionist
04.03.09 | Permalink | Comment?

Sometimes the Internet gets my blood up. From Choire:
In answer to your question: Nope! I really don’t care if I have to march with misguided Libertarians and Trustafarians and other poorly-clad people who insanely think the World Bank is going to issue a new pan-North American coin or that Ayn Rand was right or [...]
Everything's Going to be All White
THE RODEO CLOWN OF THE APOCALYPSE: MEET GLENN BECK
04.02.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

As Hunter S. Thompson said, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”.* What do conservatives do in a post-election world, where Congress and the White House are firmly under Democrat control, Ann Coulter’s latest tome is tanking, and Bill O’Reilly seems positively subdued? Turn up the weirdness to 11!
Enter Glenn Beck: Two months [...]

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April 2009

The Archives

Let's Talk Shit!

WE ALWAYS KNEW HIPSTERS WOULD BE THE DEATH OF US: America, Meet Your Outbreak Monkey.

Vanity

April is the DOPEST Month: SPRING BREAK!!! BUST OUT THE ‘SPARKS’ AND FLIP CAMS!!!

Give me cable or give me death

David Bowie’s Wife and Phillip Seymour Hoffman Make Project Runway Canada Worth Watching

News That's Too Serious For MSNBC

Fuckin’ amateurs. THIS is how you do it: ACTORS CONTINUE TREND OF IRL FLOUNCING

Digg If You Will...

Pitchfork Edition: They Came For The Conde Nast Receptionists And I Was Not A Conde Nast Receptionist

Everything's Going to be All White

THE RODEO CLOWN OF THE APOCALYPSE: MEET GLENN BECK