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We Are All Kelly Kapour: NO JENNA FISCHER! I WILL NOT BE CHARMED BY YOUR QUAKER-STYLE-CUTENESS!
05.29.09 | Permalink | 17 Comments

I miss Fairuza, Winona, and Shannon Dohrety. I miss the smokey brunettes who’d smoke, pipe bomb their high-schools, and be ball-busting emasculating bitches.
I could handle the late 90’s glut of toe-headed wild girls. Your Drew Berrymores and your Courtney Loves but I simply can no longer tolerate these pliant, willowy, by-golly-by-gum, frumpy blondes who whimper and preen [...]
When the lights go down
“Yo Dawg I Heard You Liked Iguanas”: Cage’s New Movie Makes Heaven of Hell. OR VICE VERSA?!??
05.28.09 | Permalink | 12 Comments

It’s a known fact that we here at PSI headquarters in Milan are ardent Nicolas Cage boosters. We unironically love this man. When he decides to act, he’s electric. When he decides to go on auto-pilot he’s still an engrossing spectacle to watch because he’s like kind of idiot savant unaware that there seems to be [...]
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Trials are terrible things in that they bring people together.
05.27.09 | Permalink | Comment?

My friend was murdered in 2000. I think this is a pretty good description of what it’s like to attend the trial of the man who is accused of committing the crime.
Feminist Spidey Sense
Do These Hannah-Montana Curtains Work in the Seance Room?: Corporate America Color Codes Shit For Women
05.27.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

Dell Computers recently launched the Della, a netbook aimed at women. They all came in pastel colors, natch, and were touted as great ways to find recipes, manage our diets, and map our fitness routines. Wow, we’re still supposed to cook, even though we’re not allowed to eat?! UGH if you want peddle women-friendly laptops put a one-click [...]
Everything's Going to be All White
WTF is Wrong With Kansas?!: ‘Scientists’ Smite Sinners Per Capita
05.22.09 | Permalink | 4 Comments

Kansas State University recently released the results of a study of the geographic distribution of the Seven Deadly Sins (Ugh, the movie was better than the book!). As you’ve come to expect from Kansas, it shows tremendous intellectual depth and rigor. It’s also, by NO MEANS, influenced by oversimplified judgments derived from ideas about goodness that’ve [...]
Give me cable or give me death
Step Up To the ‘MAC’ Counter of Love: Why Your Mom <3’s Glambert
05.20.09 | Permalink | 3 Comments

Has Paul Newman circa 1967 been knocked off the top of moms’ Guys Who Aren’t Your Dad I Want to Do It With list and been replaced by a cross dressing (alleged) cock fiend? The fact that your mom wants to rub one out to Adam Lambert is both a mystery and a phenomenon. [...]
When the lights go down
DID LARS VON TRIER LOSE A BET WITH ELI ROTH?: ‘ANTICHRIST’ GREETED WITH JEERS, FLATULENCE METAPHORS
05.20.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

The word is that Lars von Triers made his latest, Antichrist, after coming down from a 2-year bout of depression that left him wondering if he’d ever make another movie. At the risk of pushing him over the edge, it sounds like maybe he should have listened to his gut. It was greeted with bafflement [...]
Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous
Not Strunk But Definitely White: The Elements of Style 2k9 Edish
05.19.09 | Permalink | 8 Comments

Not sure which phrases to ban from your Tweetixicon? It all depends on the KATIE BAKER SCALE OF INTERNET ACCEPTABILITY.
Do you know Katie? She’s a delight and something of a Good Witch of the Internet East. So Katie, you’re a populist (like Dubya! A Yale-groomed, straight-talkin’ salty grain of The Earth). You’re free of snobbery. You’ve [...]
I have a Bachelor's Degree!
We are the Dead: Why the “Age of Distraction” Can’t Have Nice Things
05.18.09 | Permalink | 5 Comments

Oh noes the youngs are tweeting on their ipods and can’t write shit down (or read much of any one thing) cause they ain’t got time! It’s the AGE OF DISTRACTION and it’s fucking us all up, well, according author/scientist Winifred Gallagher:
There is no such thing as multi-tasking…People don’t understand that attention is a finite resource, [...]
When the lights go down
When You Can’t Pronounce It, Write for It: My BLISTERINGLY SMART Review for ‘The Awl’
05.13.09 | Permalink | 3 Comments

Surely, you’ve already heard about it. Balk, Cho, and Sicha, the Radar refugess are doing their own thing and according to my father it’s “very classy”. And he should know he drives a corvette! So! It’s a total delight to do any type of work with these guys and I think my giddyness shows through [...]

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The Archives

Let's Talk Shit!

We Are All Kelly Kapour: NO JENNA FISCHER! I WILL NOT BE CHARMED BY YOUR QUAKER-STYLE-CUTENESS!

When the lights go down

“Yo Dawg I Heard You Liked Iguanas”: Cage’s New Movie Makes Heaven of Hell. OR VICE VERSA?!??

Uncategorized

Trials are terrible things in that they bring people together.

Feminist Spidey Sense

Do These Hannah-Montana Curtains Work in the Seance Room?: Corporate America Color Codes Shit For Women

Everything's Going to be All White

WTF is Wrong With Kansas?!: ‘Scientists’ Smite Sinners Per Capita

Give me cable or give me death

Step Up To the ‘MAC’ Counter of Love: Why Your Mom <3’s Glambert

When the lights go down

DID LARS VON TRIER LOSE A BET WITH ELI ROTH?: ‘ANTICHRIST’ GREETED WITH JEERS, FLATULENCE METAPHORS

Lifestyles of the Bitch and Blog Famous

Not Strunk But Definitely White: The Elements of Style 2k9 Edish

I have a Bachelor's Degree!

We are the Dead: Why the “Age of Distraction” Can’t Have Nice Things

When the lights go down

When You Can’t Pronounce It, Write for It: My BLISTERINGLY SMART Review for ‘The Awl’