Unsurprising that “Washed up” and “batshit insane” go hand-in-hand like Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. Usually, we just laugh at former b-list stars on The Surreal Life, or muse on the trials and tribulations of Flava Flav, but Victoria Jackson decided to take it up a notch to preaching evangelical politics on her website.
As you may recall, Jackson was a cast member on SNL during the Hanz and Franz, Sprockets days — you know, when it was still funny.
Apparently, she thinks her time at the weekend update desk qualified her to keep delivering news, because she’s waxing poetic about “the truth” and “the communists” and “Barack Obama being the the anti-Christ.”
I don’t want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I’m scared to death that un- educated [sic] people will ignorantly vote him into office. My mom likes him because his children are well dressed!
You see, what bothers me most, besides that he is a Communist, and a whitey- hater, (although he is half white), is that he is a LIAR. He pretends to be a Christian and he incriminates himself everytime [sic] he speaks about Christianity. To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous. Lightning could strike him at any minute! But seriously, he doesn’t have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes. That is sooooo evil.
I know my stance might keep me from LA jobs, since (almost) the whole town is liberal but, some time in a man’s life, or a bleach blonde 49 year old woman’s life, one must stand for what they believe in, and put truth before popularity.
Is that rant supposed to be satirical? After all, Jackson did avoid all the typical hater rhetoric — chanting Obama’s middle name and going on about what a great big Muslim he really is. I’m going to go out on a limb and say she is too stupid for satire, and that furthermore, in her deluded mind, it is still 1988 and “the enemy” is those rascally Commies in the USSR.
Also, Vicky, please don’t smite that mom of yours. She’s right: those Obama kids are very sharp dressers.
It’s funny if you imagine her saying all that crazy crap in her trademark nasal, I-just-drained-a-helium-balloon voice.
Whitey Hater? For reals?
Her opening is hilarious:
She talks about the Bible the way hipsters talk about indie bands: anyone who doesn’t know as much as I do isn’t a real fan. Like, she was totally memorizing the bible before it was cool.
Holy shit. Gary Busey just got dethroned.
I think she’s on that shit again. Seriously. We all know that the anti-christ ain’t black. Now shit, be serious. If the devil did pick a black guy to be the anti-christ all the demons would be like: What the fuck man? This affirmative action shit is going to extremes here.
Well, she is pretty funny and we have freedom of speech so she should be able to say anything that she likes in her nasal voice. God is Love.