The least likeable of all the Jessicas has gone and gotten all political (again!) in an ad reminiscent of some misogynistic orthodontia rape fantasy. I don’t even know what declare yourself means. And I’m sure the sex offenders this ad appeals to probably don’t want to declare themselves either (there’s zoning laws for that people). Whatever happened to simplicity in advertising? When did registering to vote turn into tricking people into thinking they’re doing something else?