I love Sarah Palin. Not the actual idea of her anywhere near the White House, that makes me wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night. But I love all the comically negative artwork and memes that her haters are apparently cranking out 24-7.
Obama tends to inspire amazing photography and cool graphics. Oh sure, there’s anti-Obama “art” out there, but it tends to be mostly limited to the stuff that illiterate hillbillies scrawl on pieces of cardboard ripped off of Natty Boh beer cases. Oh, Florida!
We enumerate some of the catchier memes, after the jump!
–Sarah Palin baby name generator — I would be “Molten Contra Palin” if I’d been born to her!
Tina Fey’s rendition of Palin for SNL is already legendary, and she’s signed up to do it for another 8 episodes. The genius is that she mocks Palin with her own vaguely folksy-sounding nonsense and tortured syntax (Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years… I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news), the skits being nearly all actual words Palin has said.
Remember Garbage Pail Kids? Introducing Sarah Cuda the Garbage Palin Kid! I’d say collect ’em all (Gen X is a generation of OCD freaks, thanks to this COLLECT’ EM ALL!!! mania that toymakers hooked us with in the ’80s) but so far there’s only one.
An Alaskan restuarant is honoring the “lipstick on a pig” furor of last month with a Palin pig sandwich (it comes with a side of lipstick). The McPalin grilled sandwich is grilled pork tenderloin with caramelized apples, red onions, melted cheddar cheese and crisp bacon. That sounds like one delicious hate-filled sammich. And you can wash it down with a bottle of Chilean Palin Syrah, which you should be able to get cheap, since sales have recently plummetted. Makes sense. Who drinks wine? Fancypants elitist Democrats!
The always-classy Larry Flynt is planning a Sarah Palin porno, tentatively titled Riding the Pipeline. Radar claimed to have gotten a leaked script; although Hustler Video later claimed it was a fake and there is no script as of yet, I imagine this is pretty indicative of the actual movie:
PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can’t even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!
Oh, and then there’s this, which I actually thought was pro-Palin the first time I saw it.