Well, I’m excited. Let’s take a magical journey through the world of televised debates and pancake makeup! Number will blow your mind!!!!!
5. Hey, remember John Edwards? Remember when he was awesome and called out Cheney’s calm smacking daughter? And um, IRAQ?
4. Clinton’s great debate moment. Charisma, motherfuckers. He’s a flapping douche bag but he melts me on this one
3. I can’t say anything mean about Dukakis. He gave me an in my policy class. And he wears ill fucking sweatshirts. This was a VERY bad moment, however.
2. Dan Quayle Compares himself to Jack Kennedy. HoLOLcaust
1. LINCOLN VERSUS DOUGLAS! 7 HOUR DEBATE! PEOPLE WENT HOME ATE DINNER AND CAME BACK JUST TO HEAR THE INEXPERIENCED ILLINOIS SENATOR TAKE ON THE LITTLE GIANT OF THE SENATE!! WATCH!!! ITS BETTER THAN DEADWOOD!!!
The look on Bush One’s face at 1:25 in the Clinton clip is like: “What the fuck? Who is this guy? This guy is Fuckin’ AMAZING.
I’m excited too. I think I’m going to watch it from the Fox News channel so I can get all that good slant. (More on that later) I have my orange sunkist soda, my hotter than hell potato chips, and just enough energy left to watch the thing. Bring on the Veeps. About Clinton… God, I miss that Clinton. That Clinton is like the young hip Elvis. The Clinton we have now is like the old fat Elvis eating pills on the toilet, you know, getting ready to check out.