Well, I’m excited. Let’s take a magical journey through the world of televised debates and pancake makeup! Number will blow your mind!!!!!
5. Hey, remember John Edwards? Remember when he was awesome and called out Cheney’s calm smacking daughter? And um, IRAQ?
4. Clinton’s great debate moment. Charisma, motherfuckers. He’s a flapping douche bag but he melts me on this one
3. I can’t say anything mean about Dukakis. He gave me an in my policy class. And he wears ill fucking sweatshirts. This was a VERY bad moment, however.
2. Dan Quayle Compares himself to Jack Kennedy. HoLOLcaust
1. LINCOLN VERSUS DOUGLAS! 7 HOUR DEBATE! PEOPLE WENT HOME ATE DINNER AND CAME BACK JUST TO HEAR THE INEXPERIENCED ILLINOIS SENATOR TAKE ON THE LITTLE GIANT OF THE SENATE!! WATCH!!! ITS BETTER THAN DEADWOOD!!!