Some one please imagine for me what this pitch must have been like. You talk and I’ll lay my head on the cool, uncaring, surface of my desk.
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What is “Man Men”? Sounds like something Jimmy Kimmel would host.
ommmggggggggggggggg!! do you you see?? do you see how much ive unraveled? i dont even look for typos in the title!! UGH! next i’ll be twittering about my colonic. life = given up on! BAH!
Eek! I didn’t think it was a typo, I thought there was actually show called “Man Men”! I just couldn’t figure out why you’d be watching it.
We need to make this happen. Do you know anyone at Spike?
HAHHAAH!! oh god. i think i just named Maxim’s new sex advice column.
Judging by the layout (nude woman on the floor) this ad could only have appeared in Penthouse or Playboy. Judging by the shoes, this occurred sometime in the early 70s. So it went like this:
Ad guy: Naked lady on the floor, she’s like a stewardess type, ya with me? Not totally naked, but it’s implied.
Shoe company guy: Hmmmm. I..I…I’m not…
Ad guy: Don’t sweat it, man! This will only appear in Gentleman’s magazines.
Shoe company guy: OK.
Ad guy: She’s staring at this cool platform man’s shoe. She’s lookin’ at it like it just gave her 3 orgasms.
Shoe company guy: Girls have orgasms?
Ad guy: No! But that’s where the shoes comes in!
Shoe company guy: Genius!
Ad guy: More coke?
Show company guy: Yeah!
JP! I knew you would come through on this puppy!! HeLOLicopter, obvs. But seriously, are those men’s shoes? where does she belong? i am not being rhetorical! i don’t these kooky bootlicking boomer themes!
I think the buckle makes them men’s shoes of that age. (Plus the wing-tippy front)
And she’s on the floor, suggesting obviously, submission. She’s ready to be manhandled, or she’s worshiping the guy. Not sure if boot licking is suggested, but I’m sure there are some S&M types who see that.
No, no, no. Take it literally please?
It says, without words, “put your foot down”. It’s a deadly appeal to middle agers… no, the true boogie nights fans, that. It almost says, in the context of my imagination, love my beer belly and I’m like 50 something, suck it like we were 20 something. I got a bag of coke, let’s fuck like squirrels. That’s what it says to me. Whose shit this is? (notice i went ethnic on your ass?) Whose shit this is?
I couldn’t have done it better if I had asked:
What it is?
Yeah, I just went ghetto fab… 2000.
suck it Kathy Griffin style.
Let’s conjure her up, I hear she’s a web whore. No, she reads. Trust me, and you should know, every non-Jewish girl, (by law anyway) is really a Jewish girl who reads all the fucking time. Really though, you girls read too much. So Kathie’s mom is a catholic, big shit, she’s a Jewess…. She’s too smart to be a gentile. Face it yall.
…and we out.
Don’t work too hard. Work smarter. You know how.
notice the “her” and “where” dares your imagination to make “whore”. It’s a false anagram tease a licious thing. It’s more of “them” fucking with our head. The advertisement people. They, of all people, make me think. So sad, I add to my infinite playlist?
here’s how i see it: dudes sitting around a table drinking pitchers of cognac. in the center of the table there is a raging fire. when the first man speaks, he has three rows of sharp teeth. “The ad will have a disgusting grease infested blond dike whore staring at one of our unreal kicks.” the entire building collapses.
Oh, isn’t this just the movie poster for the X-rated sequel to Bill Cosby’s Ghost Dad?