Not sure if this is real or not. Let’s assume that it is, based on its lack of dumbfounding self-awareness and the fact that it seems right up Mrs. Joe Sixpack’s alley.
After decipering the loopy scrawl: low expectations have been a common theme throughout Palin’s political career. Her list of accomplishments in the hopes of becoming Wasilla’s Mayor of Methtown include, mommy, gun owner, taxpayer.
Also, “I’m running for mayor to give Wasilla a choice” has a line clearly struck through it. Seems she figured out what exactly choice means after showing up to a Mighty Moose Mart and learning that they ran out of polar bear burgers and that if she wanted a real American meal she’d have to shoot it herself.
What we didn’t see was her other notebook, the one with Jesus is My Homeboy and Sarah Palin-Jonas scribbled on the front, which had her original accomplishments: full set of teeth, flip cup champ, closed mouth breather, and functionally literate - I read everything!
They may have put the lipstick on a pig, but it is you who put the suit on a monkey.
You will kiss this pig. We promise.
Sincerely,
The South.
Suck it, Kathy Griffin Style.
I wish Lisa Frank were running.