Forget singing popcorn and poor Hollywood folk begging you not to buy pirated movies in Koreatown! There’s a new annoyance in your multiplex.
Kid Rock is a motherfuckin’ patriot. He breathes red, white, and blue. He is a warrior. A warrior that has annihilated his shampoo bottle into non-existence. So you don’t have to waste 2:35 of your life, we’ll break down what the video wants you to know. If you like race cars, Kid Rock, and blowin shit up, then you should join the National Guard. And if you don’t like any of those things, then you’re a fag.
The video is totally is super insulting to the troops: there’s not a single (bikini clad, beer guzzling) chick anywhere to be found! At least the jihadists promise a harem of virgins to their “warriors.”


Would that be Dragons? Or did there also used to be dargons in the army
video gamecommercial?You know, the crazy dragon that the marine kills with his sword of fire right before the cell phone advisory comes on!