The first time I remember seeing Meghan McCain, I instantly hated her. She looks like a Mini-Me version of her ice bitch, pill popping mom (just with more mascara and a fresh from sorority pledge week glow.) I dismissed her as being a successor of a vapid Bush twin. I mean, her and Jenna do have that children’s book author thing in common.
But then I heard Meghan speak, on The Fucking View of all places, and I melted like an arctic puddle in a McCain/Palin climate-change ignored world. Meghan McCain is kind of adorable. She’s articulate and personable– she blogs! She voted for Kerry in 2004 and only recently registered as a Republican – as a Father’s Day gift to her shiny old gumball of a dad. After graduating from Columbia, she interned at Newsweek and Saturday Night Live. Plus, she considers herself socially liberal. What’s the 2k8 equivalent of schwiiing!?
File this under crushes you’re not supposed to have. Cause you know if Obama had a son, Meghan and him would totally be getting it on – Montague and Capulet style. We think it’s perfectly okay to have both Barack Obama and Meghan McCain pop up in your masturbatory fantasies. We’re open minded like that.