Do you prefer your pin-up gals to make PETA cry and to carry the distinct whiff of insane politics? Then I know what to get you for Christmas: The Clare Booth Luce Institute’s “Pretty in Mink” calendar, celebrating “smart, conservative women role models”. I guarantee you this is the first, last, and only time Ann Coulter will ever be asked to “model”.
The accompanying descriptives are fried gold and offer valuable insight into the twisted thinking of wingnuts: Nonie Darwish is an Egyptian-born former-Muslim who renounced jihad for America. Because Muslim = America-hatin’ terrorist, ALWAYS! OK???
We need a stronger negatory declaration than DO NOT WANT for this. I’m thinking THERE IS NO GOD will do nicely. Here’s the line-up.
Miss January — Kellyanne Conway
Miss February — Star Parker
Miss March – Susan Phalen
Miss April – Nonie Darwish
Miss May – Mary Katharine Ham
Miss June – Michelle Malkin
Miss July – Amanda Carpenter
Miss August – Sandy Liddy Bourne
Miss September – Ann Coulter
Miss October – Kate Obenshain
Miss November – Miriam Grossman, M.D.
Miss December – Clare Boothe Luce
We imagine the calendars will selling at the freedom fuck-fest featuring Ollie North!: