Okay, I have been holding my tongue, because PSI isn’t one of those blogs. You know, those douchebags who slag every celebrity on the planet for high crimes like aging in a linear timeline, or appearing in public (and not “movie premiere” public, but “running down to the 7-11 for milk” public) without spending an hour with a team of hair and make-up artists first.
But it needs to be said: What the hell did Mickey Rourke do to his face??
(Also, why is he wearing a clown tie and carrying a Chihuahua? Chihuahuas are sooo 2005.)
True, Mickey Rourke was probably never going to win any beauty awards. But Angel Heart is one of my favorite horror movies from the ’80s, and I seem to recall him looking, y’know, human in it.
This isn’t just normal aging, is it? If it is, holy fuck, I need to get to work on my life’s to-do list (Next up: Sex on the Eiffel Tower!), because I am committing suicide on my 50th birthday.
via Best Week Ever