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It’s 2:45 in the Morningggg: Google Images + Ambien = Fucking Riveting Satirical Posts

12.22.08 by Natasha | Comment? | Digg This

 

 

Bitch, maybe you could sleep better if you weren’t laying your face down on top of grannys nasty sullied pillows. Look at that shit! Did G-ma use those motherfuckers as super plus sanitary napkins in her teens (1700s)? What about the blood diamond you have lurking on your hand. Mmmm maybe some one should tell the hobbled children of Sierra Leone to keep it down because their resonant thumping noises are keeping Kristi up at night. But it will all be worth it in the end won’t it Kristi?  You get the diamond Jared promised you since your vacation to the vineyard last May.

Anyways,  tell the orphans to quiet down and have the Guatemalan maid bring in some of her authentically rich tea from the fincas of her homeland. Hopefully Kristi will be able to get some relaxtion in before her colonic this morning.

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