Smoking weed is a perfectly normal pastime.
Everyone is entitled to smoke a spliff and stick a phallic shaped snack item into a jar of peanut butter, roll it around in a pile of melted chocolate chips, and declare it the greatest fucking food of all time. But smoking weed multiple times a day for twenty plus years will most likely turn you into a certified dipshit of sorts – see Ben Kingsley in The Wackness or our dear friend Snoop.
Snoop Dogg has gone public with his decision to join the Nation of Islam, because he’s “an advocate for peace” unless you’re gay or you know, a Jew. The Nation are a controversial clan that have a heated history of making some asshole statements about the people whose followers include Judd Apatow and his kabal of hilarious man cronies (LOOK AT THIS PICTURE – WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A REASON TO LINK TO IT!!). I’m no theologian, in fact I’m an astronomer by trade but like, really, Snoop you’ve lost your edge. Can we no longer expect such wonderfully psychological realist lyrics now that you’re a peace advocate? Wither such epic tomes like ‘Bitch Niggaz’?:
“Bitch Nigga, u more of a bitch than a bitch!”
Oh Snoops, you should stick to entertaining or look into some tantric sex marathons.