04.20.09 by Natasha | 1 Comment | Digg This

Hey bestie!! I’m just on my Appomattox style retreat from one coast to another. So a thousand apologies for the sporadic updates (why are there SO FEW Clueless jokes in this world?!). But I, the highly paid/ heavily sought after professional that I am, would never leave you without any sumptuous internet waters to dunk your digital teabag in while I’m away.

First off check the blogroll! Those folks aren’t there just for the linkbait they’re honest to blog titans of smarts . So, ya know: clicksies!

We Also Play Here

Ande and I pump out brilliance like artillery shells over at E! Online. I also dropped some mad wit over here.

Sarah is reigning queen of the Angry Dome.

Sascha publishes over at McSweeney’s and has higher PSAT scores than all of us combined.

Other Important Things You Should Know About

*FACT: Smart people don’t like ‘Crash’

*The Hipster Grifter: This chick is living my life.

*Liana explains how to pick your NPR name. Mine is something ambiguously ethnic but melodic.

*EV Comics: Ethnocentric Parochialism for the Whole Family! (It’s like a Mel Brooks movie with more self-loathing).

* “After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw’s James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey. “. Click that ishhhh.

*”I know he’s got a movie to promote, but Tarantino’s Fuhrer haircut and Nazi armband were a little much. Jackboots were mad stylish, though.” Nuzzle up to Mark’s sweet tweets.

*Hey! Don’t put that straw to your nose whilst drinking coke. That would make you a photo cliche.

*This photoblog defies description .

*Today I will hug an old lady a little too long and much too hard. I will whisper, “I’m hugging the little slut inside you from 40 yrs ago”. Rob Huebel from Human Giant!

*I believe in advertising. I believe in sharp-tongued advertising bloggers. Like AdRants and Jetpacks.

*These are the 30 best Kanye West Blingees.

Ok. Brb.

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