Hey bestie!! I’m just on my Appomattox style retreat from one coast to another. So a thousand apologies for the sporadic updates (why are there SO FEW Clueless jokes in this world?!). But I, the highly paid/ heavily sought after professional that I am, would never leave you without any sumptuous internet waters to dunk your digital teabag in while I’m away.
First off check the blogroll! Those folks aren’t there just for the linkbait they’re honest to blog titans of smarts . So, ya know: clicksies!
We Also Play Here
Sarah is reigning queen of the Angry Dome.
Sascha publishes over at McSweeney’s and has higher PSAT scores than all of us combined.
Other Important Things You Should Know About
*The Hipster Grifter: This chick is living my life.
*Liana explains how to pick your NPR name. Mine is something ambiguously ethnic but melodic.
*EV Comics: Ethnocentric Parochialism for the Whole Family! (It’s like a Mel Brooks movie with more self-loathing).
* “After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw’s James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey. “. Click that ishhhh.
*Hey! Don’t put that straw to your nose whilst drinking coke. That would make you a photo cliche.