2008 was the year that hipsters went crazy for bacon, putting it in everything from chocolate to booze and practically wiping their asses with it. Not content with having ruined fixed gear bikes, Nike high-tops, and the entire Obama candidacy; 2008 was the year that hipsters bent their black frame eyeglassed-gaze on bacon, the heretofore innocent treat of our Sunday breakfasts.
In 2009, we’re all gonna die of Swine Flu*.
Coincidence? I think not! Thanks, hipsters. It’s not enough you were smug and annoying; because of your stupid ironic love for all things you — from your lofty perch atop piles of trust fund buxx — consider amusingly “common”, you’re responsible for the downfall of western civilization. Good going! Will your blood lust never be complete? How many more hearty meals must you sully and impressionable youngsters must you grift until you’re satisfied??!?
*Maybe. But then again, we didn’t all contract SARS or bird flu and get eaten by sharks just as the world ended because of a tragic lack of honey, so maybe not.
Do hipsters know that they are hipsters?
isn’t that a Descartes quote?
Maybe it’s one of those “No, YOU’RE a hipster!!!” comments I always get when I make fun of hipsters. LOLZ. I’m a 34-year-old fat chick who hasn’t bought any new music since college and buys all her clothes at Target — and not to be “ironic”, but because I’m fucking POOR.
I, for one, welcome the swine flu. I want riots, I want anarchy, I want to rape and pillage. Basically, I want to be Dennis Hopper in Waterworld.
Thank you, hipsters, for bringing this fantasy closer to reality.
We need more waterworld references.
p.s. it’s true, sarah is a Poor. she smells like dirt and sad.
BFFs SARAH
I’m just sayin’: I can pretty much gaurantee you will never see me on The Cobra Snake.com. Also I would never fall for The Hipster Grifter’s con. Hipster boys and their silly yellow fever!