So Huffington Post recruited one of The Youngs to catalogue the hottest chicks on twitter. The list, of course, is absurd because it excludes Twitter’s sexiest warrior/poet Courtney Love and instead is populated with vanilla looking girls whose updates are painfully dull.
But rather than seethe with some passed over bride’s maid rage we’d figure we’d counter with getting our own objectification on!
Now our criteria is a bit different. Our ladybrains are tingled by a sense of humor, a dedication to brevity, and men who hold positions of power in the entrainment industry. Based on that, we’ve (Ande, Liana, and Natasha) come up with a pretty steamy list of men you can link-bait to.
The Top Ten Hottest Men on Twitter We’d Let Rub Our Touchpads!!
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The Sterling Ad Man: Tim Siedell
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The Fat Jew - Hebrew Hammer
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Firey Manfly: Nathan Fillion
I thought Nathan Fillion was the hottest human being on the planet even before he started discussing the rules of grammar on his Twitter. Ever the gentleman, Nathan uses his Internet to say nice things about ladies without last names and to tell us when he’s wearing a suit. He also used both “y’all” and “j’accuse” in a single tweet, which makes him sound like a suave, intellectual cowboy with an iPhone, aka the perfect person. (L)
“ Saddle up my Baby Unicorn!”: Rob Corddry
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Geek before it got Mainstream : Paul Feig
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More like Ass/HONEY!: Aziz AnsariWell look at this ambiguously ethnic pile of lulz. I discovered Aziz one night on MTV — when I used to watch TV on a television set like an Old. There he was, hilariously rollerblading right towards cancelation. Fortunately, the Internet steered the Aziz comedy train right into network stardom. That fool still keeps it real and delights us authentic fans with tasty tweets and tumbls. |
Magic Man: HotdogsladiesHow do I feel about Merlin Mann? A little story: My mother recently asked me to start her a Twitter account. She picked a username, followed me and Oprah, tweeted “I am sitting on the deck eating a cherry biscotti and watching the sunset!” and then forgot about it for two weeks. Merlin Mann’s Twitter is the exact opposite of my mom’s Twitter.(L) |
The Tweeter of Light: Mark LisantiThere’s an art to twitter. And Lisanti is the master of the medium. To tweet is to strip down a thought to its bare, gleaming studs but still have the whole foundation of the idea hold up. Wether its about the carnage in the Idoldome or morning coffee treachery, Lisanti can do in 140 characters what it takes me 4 drafts, 3 packs of cigarrettes, and 2 soul-screeching panic attacks to do. Get on it. (N) |
@rainnwilson should be on this list. its criminal that he isn’t and shaq is. but i guess you bitches wanted to be racially diverse. 2 dudes of color and a fat jew doesnt really equal diversity though…
Correction Beth, Rainn Wilson isn’t on there because 9 out of 10 of his tweets were stupifyingly annoying. And the 10th one was about Molls!
i will do a side by side comparison to rainn and shaq and re-evaluate. but i also thought i love you man was shit, so, perhaps our tastes vary more than i realized.
I wanted to add Ashton just as a hate-fuck but that’s too good for him.
@robhuebel has just the right mix of psychotic and surreal. And he’s tall. Plus he knows Aziz so befriend him and you could be in with a chance for some of that ambiguously south asian chocolate loving you know you yearn for.
How about a female list? that huffpost one is full of complete and utter shite