When Youngins FAIL the Olds Step In To Remind Them of the Good Old Days of The Running Man: Stanky Leg, Let’s Talk About it.

One time, right before my 30th birthday, a car full of teenagers driving in front of me flicked a lit cigarette out their window. It came rolling up on the hood of my car narrowly missing my window, flying onto my lap, and setting me on fire. I pulled up next to the teens and politely told them, “Hey guys - not cool to throw things that are on fire out of moving vehicles.” They responded with something like, “FUCK you, you crazy stupid bitch!” That was the first time I ever felt old and out of touch with the Youngs. The second time was when I watched this video for Stanky Leg.

Not to be all Liz Lemon here, but is this ‘a thing?‘ I mean, the Soulja Boy dance seemed stupid at first, but at least people look good while Supermanning a ho. The Stanky Leg ‘dance’ looks exactly like what would happen if you stumbled off a curb while walking home drunk one night. Also, the repetitive lyrics and thump thump thumping of whatever the 2009 equivalent of a Casio is, is a full blown audial gang bang.

I hate this stupid song. White whine! White whine!