Earlier this week the Mexican Navy found more than a ton of cocaine hidden inside 112 frozen shark carcases. Well, coked-up sharks would explain this.
Is there that much of a market for frozen shark carcasses; or did these drug smugglers think “You know what no one will ever look inside of? SHARKS.” Either way, they’ve set the bar impossibly high for awesome things to stuff drugs inside of. The only thing that would top it is live giant squids.
P.S. Whoever knew that the word “MARINA” could look SO MENACING?!
I smell a new reality TV show!! HIDE! THAT! COKE!
Per the History Channel, the Smugglers of the Future are also now using submarines to get their shit from Colombia to Mexico. WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? Drug smuggling is such a fascinating topic. What an exotic life choice!