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What Matty Hates, Simply Put: It Follows The Rules Of Common Decency Or Else It Gets The Hose Again

08.08.08 by Matty | 1 Comment | Digg This

  1. Rashes. You don’t get to stay home from school or take any good drugs, they just itch and suck.
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  2. The Hummer H3. Destroy the environment, the economy, style and decency in one oversized package.
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  3. Fat people in spandex. It’s a privelege, not a right.
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  4. Locking myself out of my apartment. So close, and yet so far from going to bed.
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  5. Tourists who stroll five-across on the sidewalk in Manhattan. People are trying to fast-walk while blackberrying here, you Eastern-European fuckers. Either Schnell! Or get the fuck out of my way.

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